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Guac The Plank

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quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

I can't wait to guac the plank in this shirt!


quality posts: 57 Private Messages dfunk29

I knew this was a Walmazan shirt because of his love of Mexican food condiments!


quality posts: 259 Private Messages thumperchick

This is MILDly funny.


quality posts: 3909 Private Messages lichme

I have a goth vegetarian friend who this shirt would be perfect.

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quality posts: 3 Private Messages minifig81

I think this would look better on black since traditional skull and cross bone flags are black.. plus the design is really, really hard to make out.


quality posts: 174 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Ohhh, I love the little salsa bowl design. Super cute.


quality posts: 602 Private Messages bluejester

An awesome food design on woot? It must mean that Walmazan magic is on the menu again!


quality posts: 53 Private Messages RobinBobcat

I think I speak for the rest of us when I say that if Woot managed to get their paws on a salsa/guac bowl that looked like that, we would buy it.

I also think that squirrels are a valuable resource for windshield wiper fluid, so your milage may vary...


Go Squarryls!


quality posts: 54 Private Messages kevlar51

congrats Wences!


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nerdtaco

Needs moar peppers!


quality posts: 1 Private Messages minayajose
RobinBobcat wrote:I think I speak for the rest of us when I say that if Woot managed to get their paws on a salsa/guac bowl that looked like that, we would buy it.

I also think that squirrels are a valuable resource for windshield wiper fluid, so your milage may vary...

It is called a molcajete its made from lava rock and helps to grind and mash the veggies... They are sold at numerous places the one I own is from crate and barrel and its quite nice for the price.


There's the crate and barrel one but i too agree that WOOT would probably make a killing selling similar ones.

My go to recipe is as follows.

2 Haas Avocados
2 Jalapeno Peppers
3-4 Garlic Cloves
1/4 of a Red Onion
1 Small Roma Tomato
Salt & Pepper

First take your molcajete and make sure its been treated for its first use.. (ideally you grind rock salt or ice cream salt or plain old regular rice in it over and over until you can grind said items and produce no black lava rock specks)

Second if you want it not too hot remove the seeds from your jalapenos, either way cut them up and toss into the molcajete along with the garlic and the diced 1/4 of the red onion. Grind until it looks semi-mashed but some pieces still recognizable. Dash in some oregano and S&P at this point.

Third remove the pit from the avocados dice them and toss into the molcajete squeeze the lime juice over the top and mash them up again till its semi mashed but there are some recognizable chunks of avocado. Its more about blending the ingredients together than it is about making that nonsense creamy out of a jar blender-guac.

Lastly cut up some cilantro over the whole thing and stir it in. Taste and adjust spices as needed.

Serve in the molcajete with a bowl of chips while wearing your new t-shirt!!!


quality posts: 71 Private Messages walmazan

Holy guacamole! Now I hungry!


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I simply could not resist this one. I'm counting the days until my Woot bag comes.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages forbiddenplanet

Wow, with all the blended, crushed, ground and pureed foods to choose from the potential from this untapped T-shirt design pool is just overwhelming. Especially looking forward to the always controversial hamburger and sausage designs.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kazeazul

Well thanks, woot, for making me want a skull-shaped mocajete that doesn't exist.


quality posts: 31 Private Messages orabbit

So fresh! This could be a good dinner party shirt.


quality posts: 114 Private Messages oakenspirit

Nice one Wences! Can't wait to see this on an apron! -my family is a guac family.


quality posts: 275 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Until I saw this I didn't realize how much I'd missed your recipe designs, Walmazan. Tasty shirt, very cool.


quality posts: 52 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

This shirt reminds me how much I love guacamole! Congrats on the print, Wences!


quality posts: 16 Private Messages wirdou

Congrats Wences!!!Now I'm hungry :S


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jorlyfish

A little surprised at the map on this one... Namely that Texas, CA, and the Southwest aren't much darker!


quality posts: 0 Private Messages acfresh

The shirt is awesome. Count me in!


quality posts: 36 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats, Wences! I'd wear this shirt to Gual-Mart any day of the week.


quality posts: 74 Private Messages PixelPants

Looks like x marks the pot. Congratulations Walmazan. That t-shirt shaped recipe book appears to be coming along successfully.


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