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Disturbing

Speed to First Woot:
1m 47.558s
First Sucker:
marchchcic7
Last Wooter to Woot:
niobie
Last Purchase:
17 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 36% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2446

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Woots by State

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sunaness


quality posts: 19 Private Messages sunaness

That write up had better make it into a write-up hall of fame or something.

MukYJ


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MukYJ

Ok, I'll admit it - I LOL'd at both the shirt and the description.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats on your first print, tater! I hope that Cintiq balances your wobbly table!





ambergreen


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ambergreen

Wonder what tablet the "write up" was drawn on.

Best.

ochopika


quality posts: 26 Private Messages ochopika

Staff

Best write-up EVAR. Congrats, Tater. Your name is yummy.

ElanorRigby


quality posts: 14 Private Messages ElanorRigby

Love the "write-up"! In the words of the great Michael Scott, "Oh, the turntables..."

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The first meta shirt for fat, old, and/or generally unattractive people.

lonelypond


quality posts: 416 Private Messages lonelypond

Why I shirtwoot!, reason 3.141592: the odd + acerbic humor sometimes demonstrated by shirt designers, woot writers and my fellow voters.

also, ha!

as well as, oh the gift giving possibilities.

taternuggets


quality posts: 22 Private Messages taternuggets

Wow!!!! Thanks everyone and Thanks Woot for the great prizes! Maybe with that cintiq I can actually draw a shirt! My first print is pretty exciting and it only took 25 months to make it happen. The write-up is fantastic.


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safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

Oh that write up. Snap.

And that shirt. Yeah, I'd probably find people wearing it disturbing. Most people disturb me. True that.

dfunk29


quality posts: 47 Private Messages dfunk29

I can foresee a lot of people staring at my chest while thinking about the meaning of this shirt.

lichme


quality posts: 2761 Private Messages lichme

I'm in the wrong business. Type some words, get 1K + This Gratz tater!

dfunk29


quality posts: 47 Private Messages dfunk29
taternuggets wrote:Wow!!!! Thanks everyone and Thanks Woot for the great prizes! Maybe with that cintiq I can actually draw a shirt! My first print is pretty exciting and it only took 25 months to make it happen. The write-up is fantastic.



Congrats!

ignorant


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ignorant

Congrats I guess

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

I don't know if this can contain all the snark! Better buy a size up.

lavenderpoet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lavenderpoet

Yay! I love this shirt; it's so clever!

jamesclaflin


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jamesclaflin
ignorant wrote:Congrats I guess



Lol! Jealous or something?

goneferal


quality posts: 18 Private Messages goneferal

Yay taternuggets!
Loved the write-up too, er...draw-up?

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

Congrats on your first win Taternuggets! I find the shirt very appropriate for a certain friend of mine.

gertiestn


quality posts: 53 Private Messages gertiestn

What a hoot! Like many other cancer survivors, I have been known to enjoy a good laugh from time to time. As someone who has had a mastectomy, I will wear this shirt with pride & an enormous grin!

whitcwa


quality posts: 12 Private Messages whitcwa
gertiestn wrote:What a hoot! Like many other cancer survivors, I have been known to enjoy a good laugh from time to time. As someone who has had a mastectomy, I will wear this shirt with pride & an enormous grin!



That's a great attitude!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen
taternuggets wrote:My first print is pretty exciting and it only took 25 months to make it happen.



What? Even my grandad types faster than that!

:p Seriously though, I've enjoyed your designs in the past, still surprised that Lab Safety didn't print. I hope the cintiq puts some fresh zip into your art.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

First print!! Whooo!!! Enjoy your day, taternuggets!



PocketBrain


quality posts: 46 Private Messages PocketBrain

The text of the shirt being what it is, it should come in sizes up to 7XL, at least.

Zippy The Pinhead


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Zippy The Pinhead

@taternuggets: Thanks so much for the great shirt! I have been waiting all month for the perfect shirt to redeem my $3 Woot coupon with before it expires in 3 days.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

Randyotter


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Randyotter

kevlar51


quality posts: 45 Private Messages kevlar51

Big congrats taternuggets!!!

ignorant


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ignorant
jamesclaflin wrote:Lol! Jealous or something?



Very.

taternuggets


quality posts: 22 Private Messages taternuggets

ignorant wrote:
Congrats I guess

jamesclaflin wrote:Lol! Jealous or something?



lol... 97% of my shirt entries are collaborations with @ignorant... He was overwhelmed with work on derby day so I flew solo....


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soulsultan


quality posts: 2 Private Messages soulsultan

I love that artist is deshevled and hasa crazy eyes compared to the stutter.

taternuggets


quality posts: 22 Private Messages taternuggets

Thanks for all the great comments everyone. Many of you are the same artists that have offered me support since I started derbying... I appreciate it.


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j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

This shirt is number 2!!
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In the derby

Congrats on your first print Taternuggs. Incredible win chock full of ironic irony.

move along

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

wow! Congrats, man. Best winner I've seen in a while!

pukeboy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pukeboy
PocketBrain wrote:The text of the shirt being what it is, it should come in sizes up to 7XL, at least.



I find an attitude like yours more disturbing than many of the people who would need a 7XL shirt.


You're on probation!

You've been put on posting probation for this post for this reason: Inappropriate and gross post. Deleted multiple times for a reason. 48h

Please stare at the scary cartoon dog for 48 hours and then try posting again.

oddsbeater1


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oddsbeater1

Why aren't these shirts ever offered with the graphics/printing on the REVERSE instead of the front?

I think, therefore.."I-M".

gfreek12000


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gfreek12000
oddsbeater1 wrote:Why aren't these shirts ever offered with the graphics/printing on the REVERSE instead of the front?



I agree,, why always front, on the back would be better

thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

Congrats on your first print, Taternuggets!! Simple & snarky, just the way we like it.

To the woot writer who did today's write-up/cartoon -


I tip my (non-existant) hat to you.

BootsBoots


quality posts: 37 Private Messages BootsBoots
taternuggets wrote:Wow!!!! Thanks everyone and Thanks Woot for the great prizes! Maybe with that cintiq I can actually draw a shirt! My first print is pretty exciting and it only took 25 months to make it happen. The write-up is fantastic.



Congrats! It's about time!


shaywalters


quality posts: 2 Private Messages shaywalters

So, does the shirt literally say "This shirt contains content that some viewers may find disturbing" ??? Or did I miss the place to click to find the disturbing stuff?