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Proactive Procrastinator

Speed to First Woot:
2m 10.220s
First Sucker:
primal5
Last Wooter to Woot:
wanstudent
Last Purchase:
8 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 25% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1487

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


joshobra


quality posts: 37 Private Messages joshobra

I will buy this shirt shortly before midnight tomorrow.

POSSIBLY THE BEST BoC THREAD EVER. (With a story!~)
O-M-G! That Squirrel stole my Bag of Crap!

cappo


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cappo

I'll get this shirt during the lunch break of the next Woot-Off.


Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

Unfortunately for me I'm both a procrastinator and a perfectionist...

What does the shirt mean to me then?! Ahhh, I must know the perfect answer! Guess I'll figure it out later.

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly

Hey, I'm a perfectionist. Don't be encouraging this. :P

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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

crashck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crashck

I am such a sucker for anything about procrastination...but im a little busy to order now...

haveabigjohnson


quality posts: 10 Private Messages haveabigjohnson

GO Michigan! I bet my state is going to blow up this sale. That is of course, they don't put it off for too long.

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

#truth And it's at least doubly difficult when you find yourself equally split between the two tendencies.

thumperchick


quality posts: 233 Private Messages thumperchick

I should totally find something witty to say about this shirt... later, I'll do that later.

lichme


quality posts: 2658 Private Messages lichme

Top section is for me, bottom section is for my wife. If you need me, I'll be in the dog house.

slz254


quality posts: 5 Private Messages slz254

I am currently procrastinating on finishing a paper that is due on Wednesday. It freaks me out a little bit that Woot seemed to know that.

Still waiting for a perfectionist to show up and finish it for me, though.

Anyone want to write seven pages about Jesus Freaks for me?

debbernaut


quality posts: 8 Private Messages debbernaut

Actually, perfectionism is a feature of many procrastinators. A tendency to put things off for fear of not doing them perfectly. Hence the college paper worth a third of once's grade being written in a last-minute 48-hour Red Bull/sugar binge that ends up getting an "A+" with a written comment under the grade that says "Brilliant! Far and away vastly superior to any student work I've read in years!"

buraindo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages buraindo

This shirt describes my sister. -_-

At least when it comes to cleaning.

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

In most things I'm the perfectionist. I tend to procrastinate on editing my research paper.

But I'm also not inclined to do other's work for them. Sorry, I paid my dues doing college group projects. All you procrastinators are on your own.

slz254


quality posts: 5 Private Messages slz254
debbernaut wrote:Hence the college paper worth a third of once's grade being written in a last-minute 48-hour Red Bull/sugar binge that ends up getting an "A+" with a written comment under the grade that says "Brilliant! Far and away vastly superior to any student work I've read in years!"



From your fingers to my professor's ears.

This is the first term paper I have written in nearly 20 years. I had no problem with the research, but I totally forgot how much I struggle with actually putting words on paper because I want them to be perfect the first time.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 32 Private Messages odysseyroc

I'm stoked to see this one print. It's one of my favorite designs that has printed. I guess my years studying the nuances of Microsoft Word really paid off!





lomanm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lomanm

So... did the writer really just send in "this shirt dumb." and the editor took care of the rest? Or did the writer do the editor's job for him...? I want the truth, Shirt.Woot.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
odysseyroc wrote:I'm stoked to see this one print. It's one of my favorite designs that has printed. I guess my years studying the nuances of Microsoft Word really paid off!



Suh a liar! You already admitted it was textedit
I'd say something pithy about this design, but then narfcake would just post a video and get a QuiP for it.

move along

odysseyroc


quality posts: 32 Private Messages odysseyroc
j5 wrote:Suh a liar! You already admitted it was textedit
I'd say something pithy about this design, but then narfcake would just post a video and get a QuiP for it.



textedit is Macspeak for Microsoft Word. duh





ROGETRAY


quality posts: 152 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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j5 wrote:Suh a liar! You already admitted it was textedit
I'd say something pithy about this design, but then narfcake would just post a video and get a QuiP for it.



Not all videos get Quilt Porches.

(just awesome looking avatars and usernames with the word "cake" in them...)

cordertj


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cordertj

Ich habe so lange ein Motivationsproblem ... bis ich ein Zeitproblem habe.

I got that postcard and framed it. It is hanging above me right now. Essentially, 'I only have a motivation problem ... until I get a time problem.'

Also, for the first hour 100% of those who bought the shirt bought it in the first hour and 0% all the other hours. The stat plot made it look like the non-procrastinators were buying the shirt for friends.
Woot really shouldn't be a haven for procrastinators, though, unless they're impulsive. The deals disappear if you wait!

tamster130


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tamster130

Omit "perfectionist" and insert "wife".

tljx


quality posts: 6 Private Messages tljx

Love this shirt. I'm definitely going to buy this...later.

grrlmarvel


quality posts: 12 Private Messages grrlmarvel
odysseyroc wrote:textedit is Macspeak for Microsoft Word. duh



You still preaching Macs? Come on man. MS Paint is where it's at.

kevlar51


quality posts: 43 Private Messages kevlar51

congrats Tony!

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 32 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Text on a shirt? What will they think of next? Congrats, Tony!



gemchick82


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gemchick82

I want to be mad about this shirt. But then I can't help but to laugh since I know so many people who would proudly wear this shirt in front of me.

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets

Congrats Tony! Text brothers for life!



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walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Tony!!

plumwooter


quality posts: 1 Private Messages plumwooter

As a recovering perfectionist, I would dare say that most procrastinators are perfectionists. (Venn?) Isn't that the irony? So then, will whatever IT is ever get done?

rhanlives


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rhanlives

This fits in well with my personal motto: "Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today."

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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Works for me.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

joshzero


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joshzero

I can think of a few places at my work a poster version of this message would fit nicely.
Now if the shirt had "like me" at the end this would've been a no-brainer purchase. Another time, then.

timerider


quality posts: 4 Private Messages timerider

Don't wait, procrastinate!

...I mean...****.

ronman101


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ronman101
tamster130 wrote:Omit "perfectionist" and insert "wife".



"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 152 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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ronman101 wrote:"I'll buy that for a dollar!"



Robocop? lol

skeithp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages skeithp

Great shirt, maybe I'll see if I can order it tomorrow,

cordertj


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cordertj
rhanlives wrote:This fits in well with my personal motto: "Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today."



I like it!

Another quote, a little more sobering when I realize I actually need to get something done:
"God has promised forgiveness for your repentance, but he has not promised tomorrow for your procrastination."
-Saint Augustine

taiyunliang


quality posts: 0 Private Messages taiyunliang

I am living in China ,could I borrow one? Who can help me?

zub007


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zub007

Well I almost forgot and almost ran out of time. but I got it done just in time 11:08 pm. yeah I got one I knew it would still be there.