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Love is Messy

Speed to First Woot:
2m 2.885s
First Sucker:
CompBrain
Last Wooter to Woot:
0nion
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 35% of Shirt Woots
Top 29% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
662

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

aw shucks, adorable...and rainbow colored sprinkles can drawn on if one is so inclined*


*Yes, I may have a don't jump to ice cream genders conclusions and Sharpies' new glow under a blacklight neon markers thoughts colliding in my brain ; )

lichme


quality posts: 2734 Private Messages lichme

Dawww..... The cones, they make a heart. But ice cream melts. Awww, melted heart.

thumperchick


quality posts: 236 Private Messages thumperchick

So much cute, need... snark... or ice cream - hey wait! Got that covered too!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Aww! Both adorable and true.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

mirandajanell


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mirandajanell

I've been wishing they offered babydoll tees for a while now. This makes me want them 100 times more! It's so cute!

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

That is so much cute. That icecream heart right there. But I'm afraid to click that youtube link in the write up. Besides that mating business is kinda personal stuff don'tcha think.

greenleaf44


quality posts: 8 Private Messages greenleaf44
safyrejet wrote:That is so much cute. That icecream heart right there. But I'm afraid to click that youtube link in the write up. Besides that mating business is kinda personal stuff don'tcha think.



Agreed. I've never been so hesitant to click a link before. And I don't think I'll ever look at ice cream the same way again!

chrixie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages chrixie

i was on a diet until i saw this shirt and had a craving. thanks.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Oh thatrobert!
ISWYDT
Well played.
N42 in AA for the girls.

move along

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Is it okay to be disturbed by the writeup today?

itoaseik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages itoaseik
skatimmy737 wrote:Is it okay to be disturbed by the writeup today?



Is it okay to be aroused by the write-up today?

...I mean, hypothetically?

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert

Actually, Woot captured my intended mood perfectly. Sure they're anthropomorphic sickeningly cute ice cream cones but they're also kinda HOT.

RobertB


quality posts: 10 Private Messages RobertB
greenleaf44 wrote:Agreed. I've never been so hesitant to click a link before. And I don't think I'll ever look at ice cream the same way again!



It's nothing to worry about, unless '80s pop music gives you traumatic flashbacks of mullets and feathered hair.

Cr@p-free no more as of 5/26/2010!
(Previous B-to-the-OC: 11/17/2006)
i can haz quality post? zomg!

triplebud


quality posts: 2 Private Messages triplebud

I expected so much backlash on this one. Wooters you've made me proud once again.

itoaseik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages itoaseik
triplebud wrote:I expected so much backlash on this one. Wooters you've made me proud once again.



Seeing the comments sections on Yahoo articles always makes me appreciate the Woot community.

Oh yeah, and congrats ThatRobert.

chipgreen


quality posts: 184 Private Messages chipgreen

Anyone else getting tired of the daily Mike Mallow wootshirt pics?

Seriously, woot - how about dumping that whole "Tweets By and About Woot" section that takes up 25% of the page?

dseanadams


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dseanadams
greenleaf44 wrote:Agreed. I've never been so hesitant to click a link before. And I don't think I'll ever look at ice cream the same way again!



Totally SFW, you guyz!

coachlaura


quality posts: 0 Private Messages coachlaura

other than the obvious, made in the USA vs over Nic/Hon, what are you all finding to be the differences in the AA vs Avil?
feeling or texture of fabric? one more form fitting?

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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chipgreen wrote:Anyone else getting tired of the daily Mike Mallow wootshirt pics?

Seriously, woot - how about dumping that whole "Tweets By and About Woot" section that takes up 25% of the page?



you're allowed to tweet selfies of YOU wearing your wootshirts, too, you know. variety might be nice.


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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

dfunk29


quality posts: 46 Private Messages dfunk29

I clicked on the link in the write-up and it sent me no where. Which '80s song am I missing out on?
I'm loving this shirt... Going to get a big scoop of ice cream right now!

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 155 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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dfunk29 wrote:I clicked on the link in the write-up and it sent me no where. Which '80s song am I missing out on?
I'm loving this shirt... Going to get a big scoop of ice cream right now!



Should be this video...

thumperchick


quality posts: 236 Private Messages thumperchick
mirandajanell wrote:I've been wishing they offered babydoll tees for a while now. This makes me want them 100 times more! It's so cute!



The fit of the American Apparel ladies shirt is similar to a baby doll - slim cut, form fitting, shorter sleeves... you may want to try that

malste09


quality posts: 1 Private Messages malste09

Why are ALL the "cutesy" shirts GREEN? I can't have all my shirts be green, I need variety! D:

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 214 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Very nice to see a new ThatRobert print! And ice cream <3 just in time for summer.

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert

Thanks J5 and Spirit!

coachlaura wrote:other than the obvious, made in the USA vs over Nic/Hon, what are you all finding to be the differences in the AA vs Avil?
feeling or texture of fabric? one more form fitting?

Yes, yes, and yes. AAs are softer, stretchier, and run at least a size smaller than the Anvils.


malste09 wrote:Why are ALL the "cutesy" shirts GREEN? I can't have all my shirts be green, I need variety! D:

Maybe I just don't have many cutesy shirts. This will be my first Grass Green from Woot. I have Kelly Green already.

malste09


quality posts: 1 Private Messages malste09
thatrobert wrote:Thanks J5 and Spirit!

Maybe I just don't have many cutesy shirts. This will be my first Grass Green from Woot. I have Kelly Green already.




Hah, I have 3 already. I have the Error -Cuteness Overflow shirt in green, Somebody's Lucky Day in green, and Songbirds of North America in green.

rglee129


quality posts: 28 Private Messages rglee129

Hey Thatrobert! Congrats on the print! Sweet design, dripping with symbolism.

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert
rglee129 wrote:Hey Thatrobert! Congrats on the print! Sweet design, dripping with symbolism.



Yes, dripping!

Not that I expected this shirt to be a best seller but watching the totals makes it clear that Woot doesn't sell 'em like they used to...

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
thatrobert wrote:Yes, dripping!

Not that I expected this shirt to be a best seller but watching the totals makes it clear that Woot doesn't sell 'em like they used to...


The demographic has changed. More "casual" shirters. Clever text or obvious pop-culture mashups are the order of the day.

move along

arryielle


quality posts: 6 Private Messages arryielle

Better timing tonight! Any word on where TheGolux may be? I don't mean to steal their job - just filling in...


Love is Messy

Speed to First Woot:
2m 2.885s

First Sucker:
CompBrain

Last Wooter to Woot:
peterlao1999

Last Purchase:
6 minutes ago

Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 0% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 0% of all Woots

Woots Sold:
545

My shirts available on Teetrade and WootStalker!