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Only a Code-Bearing Man Shall Pass

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Thirdbase9


quality posts: 91 Private Messages Thirdbase9

You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That what it's all about.

I don't know.

Joylene6


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Joylene6

Indiana Jones tiptoeing across my chest.... Fun

bluejester


quality posts: 563 Private Messages bluejester

A video game and movie mash-up by Nathan. Can one hope that a patented Pyle gif is on the way?

manhandsha


quality posts: 34 Private Messages manhandsha

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Thirdbase9 wrote:You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That what it's all about.



This makes me want to be at a middle school skating party!

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sswilcox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sswilcox

A Contra/Indiana Jones mash-up? Sweet.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 79 Private Messages oakenspirit

So is this shirt saying Jesus is the code to eternal lives?

...


darynmckay


quality posts: 3 Private Messages darynmckay

Ahhhhh the glory days of Konami. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond
Thirdbase9 wrote:You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That what it's all about.



Puts me more in mind of hopscotch.

lichme


quality posts: 2848 Private Messages lichme
sswilcox wrote:A Contra/Indiana Jones mash-up? Sweet.



I'm gonna be "that guy" that points out that its the Konami code, not the "Contra Code"

Some history - Contra just made it popular

Shellyfish


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Shellyfish

During the early aughts whenever I saw the NY Jets playing on TV, all I could think of was, "Only the Pennington man shall pass. Only the Pennington man shall pass."

I never could watch very long before it drove me crazy.

hokiemojo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hokiemojo

Before I clicked the picture, I thought this was going to be a kings quest 3 reference. I think it would have been even better.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle
bluejester wrote:A video game and movie mash-up by Nathan. Can one hope that a patented Pyle gif is on the way?



That's my usual M.O. but my Internet is not working at this moment, for time being I can only hope to distract everyone by posting these cat GIFs I'd already made and uploaded to imgur

PLEASE FORGIVE THESE UNRELATED GIFS









lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff

I still don't get it.

But I do like it.


(and i'll google that code thing when I get rid of my headache.)

And PLEASE: will all the people that are going to complain that:
1. If only it wasn't on brown, I don't look good on brown
2. I'd buy it if it was on an AA
3. What happened to all the beautiful, artistic designs
4. Oh, NO, not another cultural obscure reference that only wooters seem to understand
5. Too basic, what ever happened to the real woot creativity
6. Woot just isn't the same since amazon . . .


Please, not tonight, I have a headache.

jcflman


quality posts: 17 Private Messages jcflman

Awesome design but Indy looks like Neil Patrick Harris to me. :D

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

No Start?!

What does Indy do next?

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

That's one of the most cliffhangery writes ever. I know some things are better left to the imagination but I went "Wahh!" at the end.

Old gamer code and Indy mash up. Bonus! LoTR-ish reference in the title.

ilta


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ilta
safyrejet wrote:That's one of the most cliffhangery writes ever. I know some things are better left to the imagination but I went "Wahh!" at the end.

Old gamer code and Indy mash up. Bonus! LoTR-ish reference in the title.



Er, what? No, that's another Indy reference. Only the penitent man shall pass. Though that's for the first challenge; this is the second.

BlueEagle23


quality posts: 3 Private Messages BlueEagle23
lichme wrote:I'm gonna be "that guy" that points out that its the Konami code, not the "Contra Code"

Some history - Contra just made it popular



I guess I'll be "that guy" who quotes from the Wikipedia link you posted:

Konami Code is a cheat code that appears in many Konami video games. The code was popularized among North American players in the NES version of Contra, for which it was also dubbed both the "Contra Code" and "30 Lives Code".

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen



That lovely sixteen bit sound...

TheDesi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TheDesi

Oh good gracious, another Indiana Jones t-shirt? What's next, an illustrated WOOT shirt of Indy shooting a Ninja wielding a giant sword?


Crosseyedcole


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Crosseyedcole

I understand both sides of the reference. But this mash up is just to far fetched for my tastes. Reeks of, "Why?" Nice design though.

basfiji


quality posts: 9 Private Messages basfiji

I love this shirt, but I don't know whether to play Contra or watch Indiana Jones.. Thank god I have two tvs!

criticalcritic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages criticalcritic

Ok then, I'll be that guy...

Last I checked, the Konami code was not L L R R D U D U B A (his perspective).

wamp wamp

lenoremeeks


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lenoremeeks

I get it is Indiana Jones, but I swear it takes me back to the video game Pitfall. Anyone? Anyone?

pegtor


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pegtor

Great shirt...and a great wright up!

zyxomma100


quality posts: 8 Private Messages zyxomma100

One potential pitfall avoided... In the Playstation language, the sacred code uses an X.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Too bad none of the actual Indiana Jones games were this good. Well, except "Fate of Atlantis" for MS-DOS.

cytokin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cytokin
criticalcritic wrote:Ok then, I'll be that guy...

Last I checked, the Konami code was not L L R R D U D U B A (his perspective).

wamp wamp



From his perspective, it's also not B A.... Don't be that guy.

christyvaught


quality posts: 0 Private Messages christyvaught

What happened to the AA shirts??

twobits


quality posts: 4 Private Messages twobits

but in Latin, give me 30 extra guys begins with an I

oneleggedchewbacca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages oneleggedchewbacca
TheDesi wrote:Oh good gracious, another Indiana Jones t-shirt? What's next, an illustrated WOOT shirt of Indy shooting a Ninja wielding a giant sword?



Ummm..."Ninja?"

oneranger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages oneranger

You guys all missed the point... It's for Masons (Masonic Lodge member).

yorknh


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yorknh

Not about this shirt specifically, but I just noticed that if you select 1 day delivery for a shirt from the top20 it's an extra $5 PER SHIRT even if it's 2 of the same shirt. So what was the point of the shopping cart again?

rbeltran


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rbeltran

Love the design. Wish you had the American Apparel option today. :-(

taternuggets


quality posts: 22 Private Messages taternuggets
oneleggedchewbacca wrote:Ummm..."Ninja?"



You owe me a monitor cleaning.


Nothing follows.

dhomal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dhomal

And for some fun Musical relevance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkvWXbGrCx0

JennytheSoprano


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JennytheSoprano

In Hebrew, Jehovah begins with an I!

I'm liking the woot.

cjamesb


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cjamesb
JennytheSoprano wrote:In Hebrew, Jehovah begins with an I!



Actually its in Latin that Jehovah starts with an I. The Hebrew Tetragrammaton doesn't use vowels.

mrmcmac


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrmcmac

I have three dogs. I have a stack of well over 100 Woot Shirts of which 100 are black. Dog hair, dandruff, and dust peg me as a homeless person whenever I go out in public, especially if the car windows are down.

Makes explaining a Woot shirt an embarrassment for me. And for Woot.

The reason hinges on Woot artists who have the best, funniest, most popular designs go for black, I surmise.

The colored shirts are reserved for the K-8 set and their parents.

Please, help the homeless looking adults whose sense of humor runs to science, easy women, and mechanical things.

Put a little color in their lives! After all, its summer. Getting hot. Whew!