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lordbowen


quality posts: 306 Private Messages lordbowen

I love this design. Even if it is a painful reminder that my transporter has been offline for, like, ever.


oakenspirit


quality posts: 93 Private Messages oakenspirit

Look at poor lil Capt. Picard dying in so many horrible ways...

Well I assume it's him, or maybe Ilia... not too many bald trekers...

Grats on the print spirit!!!


Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

Awww, wish they had the transporter worm with Barclay. I loved that episode!

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Realm_of_Fear_%28episode%29

PixelPants


quality posts: 70 Private Messages PixelPants

Looks like a blooper reel from the transporter deck security cameras. Glad this design materialized as a print, Sp!r!tgreen!

safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

Dematerialize. check! Rematerialize. check!

It looks so easy. What could possibly go wrong. Oh.

clumber


quality posts: 6 Private Messages clumber

Clearly I have to buy the shirt.... I'd just like to add that my Spouse's career is in Worker's Compensation and Workplace Injuries and a POSTER of this would make her the Mega-Star at work. She'd probably one day be the Agency DIRECTOR even!

So there you go, W00t! My beloved's career is in your fuzzy little paws.... <3 XOXO

Wag more, Bark less

Scullboyknc


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Scullboyknc

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Haha, thanks guys! And cheers to everyone who voted this to print. Woo!

Time spent watching over 700 episodes of Star Trek (two or three times) totally vindicated. :^)


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rivercityrandom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rivercityrandom

Let's not forget "AVOID CREATING EVIL TWIN" and "AVOID MERGING TWO TRANSPORTEES INTO A HYBRID ENTITY."

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Congrats Spiritgreen. I knew this was going to win.

RayKremer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RayKremer
Stexe wrote:Awww, wish they had the transporter worm with Barclay. I loved that episode!

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Realm_of_Fear_%28episode%29


rivercityrandom wrote:Let's not forget "AVOID CREATING EVIL TWIN" and "AVOID MERGING TWO TRANSPORTEES INTO A HYBRID ENTITY."



"Do not create a duplicate and leave him behind on the planet."
"Do not turn transportees into children."
"Do not transport people with experimental alien technology that results in them being out of phase with the ship."
"Do not send transportees to the evil mirror universe."
"Do not send transportees back in time."
"Do not get transportees stuck, resulting in the computer using the holodeck for temporary storage of their bodies."

You could pretty much have made the entire shirt with stuff that happened in episodes. Although most of those would be pretty hard to reduce to a wordless diagram.

Oh, and using the transporter to store yourself in suspended animation for 75 years until rescue arrives is okay.

mirrorless


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mirrorless

can i get that on a *red* shirt? ;)

jimbrady


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jimbrady

Bring back the America Apparel option--I will always pay the extra buck.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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