quality posts: 16 Private Messages WootBot


Poll: How's your ping-pong game?
  • 35.5% - I suck 487
  • 43.6% - I can play, but don't have any technique 598
  • 18.7% - I'm better than most people 257
  • 2.3% - It's called table tennis and it's my life 31
1373 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

I like to go about like I'm too good for table tennis and its adjacent barsports, foosball and pool, but the horrible, terrible, shameful truth is that I have absolutely no hand-eye coordination in these things and my attempts at such activities are like the bargame version of Elaine from Seinfeld dancing. Better to be thought a snob than to reveal the extreme base depths of my passtime suckitude. Oh, verily, my lot in life is a hard one.


quality posts: 2 Private Messages billypuppy

In Wuhan was coached by sibling Grand Masters, Win Sum & Lu Sum.

"Three generations of imbeciles is enough".
Oliver Wendell Holmes


quality posts: 11 Private Messages bblhed

Here is to everyone that admit that they suck at ping pong, I am with you.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mdkopper
bblhed wrote:Here is to everyone that admit that they suck at ping pong, I am with you.

That's me! Do I win anything?


quality posts: 2 Private Messages olperfesser

I was pretty good when in college and at the service clubs when in the army during the Vietnam era. But I gave it up when some halfwit from Alabama beat me five times in a row.


quality posts: 6 Private Messages calicojack42

This girl I dated back in college said she was handy with a ping pong ball, but I never did get around to playing a game with her...


quality posts: 1 Private Messages drinaman

Now if you had asked about Beer Pong....


quality posts: 20 Private Messages goneferal

Of all the dreams I've had of making it to the Olympics, ping-pong was my best shot.

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