Did anyone else read a little too deeply into the email sent out on the 19th? Perhaps I'm being way too optimistic, but hey, it's worth spilling my thoughts. Let's dissect.
Note: Please sound the "DUH-duh" Law and Order sound after reading each title.
1.) "SPOILER ALERT! The End Times Are Nigh"
-> Foreseeing a large event of sorts, is about to occur, and the "end times", the recent era, the recent law of the land.
2.) "not at all an indication that we're trying to cash out our inventory before next week's dire events"
-> not cash out per se, but perhaps "make room" for something? *coughcough*, and another reference to next week.
3.) "And we just happen to be selling a bunch of Zombie Shirts"
-> Mhm. "Happen to". Mhm. I feel stupid defining zombie on this site, but for argumental reasons, I shall. Zombie = something of past life, of no more, coming back to life. Think about it.
4.) "You might want to go down a size, as your physique will change after the Great Collapse."
->Subtle reference to sizing? Perhaps your physique will appear different, as your size will change with new measurement specs... and great collapse? Great = current dominant force. Yeah you get it.
Alright I'm enjoying this way too much. Without sticking those notorious identical vowels together, you get the point. This, on the heels of an appropriate amount of time after the number crunchers came to their conclusions.
Orrrrr, maybe I'm just paranoid and really bored.
Did our usual suspects read into this at all? (Narf, Trekmiss, Dreamaster, etc...)
Alas, I open the floor to your quasi-individualistic banter.