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Mysterious Leader

Speed to First Woot:
2m 46.777s
First Sucker:
thecrowfairytale
Last Wooter to Woot:
kmaire
Last Purchase:
4 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 35% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
556

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


taternuggets


quality posts: 22 Private Messages taternuggets

Congrats wirdou!


Nothing follows.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 79 Private Messages oakenspirit

Cookie is Peace!
Freedom is Cookie!
Cookie is Strength!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMCOOKIENOM!

Grats Wirdou. You are becoming a shirt god.


lonelypond


quality posts: 420 Private Messages lonelypond

Warped...and where's the milk ; )

lichme


quality posts: 2829 Private Messages lichme

I don't think Cookie Monster would last long enough to start an "I'm gonna gain your trust then eat you" cult.

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek

Don't that just give you the cookie blues.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

dfunk29


quality posts: 47 Private Messages dfunk29

I love this shirt, but now I'm hungry for cookies...

darkprince


quality posts: 1 Private Messages darkprince

This was the First thing that popped in my head when I saw this shirt!

DavidHart


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DavidHart

This is what I thought of....

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Congratulations on hitting the sweet spot where propaganda and cookies converge,wirdou.

CrescentDebris


quality posts: 13 Private Messages CrescentDebris

I'm really disappointed in the lack of the usual criticisms when anything is printed anywhere near the goodies. Here are some possible options.

From the standard "I love the design but the placement is awkward... because.... you know, breasts."

To the amusing "I don't want people reaching for my cookies"

or

"But my milk jugs go there"

wirdou


quality posts: 16 Private Messages wirdou

Thank you all for the nice comments!:D This was a really nice surprise! Let's all hail the leader!!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Woop woop, congrats Pablo!

L3g3ndQ


quality posts: 2 Private Messages L3g3ndQ

cant wait to see this on the ladies!! it will be like its 3D!!

yea don't see many large chested women picking up this design... but i can see their boyfriends and husbands picking them up for them B^P

really cool design just too bad the placement is kinda bad for a large group of people

coconutman1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages coconutman1

Well deserved! It looks great on the shirt. Congrats wirdou

lenoremeeks


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lenoremeeks

I have several brown Woot! shirts, but this looks so much more like milk chocolatey-chip cookie goodness. Mmmm...milk chocolately-chip cookie goodness.

UPdownLoAD


quality posts: 2 Private Messages UPdownLoAD

I haven't ordered in a while and was about to get this shirt, but no A.A. buyup option!! Darn, I really wanted this shirt too!! Back to boycotting.....

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I've seen Cookie Monster depicted in creepy ways before but this takes the... uh, cookie?

quantamm


quality posts: 85 Private Messages quantamm

Is it just me, or do the cookies on the wall look like Iron Man masks? Maybe it is just me...

alohawoot1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alohawoot1
CrescentDebris wrote:I'm really disappointed in the lack of the usual criticisms when anything is printed anywhere near the goodies.


I'll go with: it's cute, but I'd never wear it ... and if I got it in a Random shirt sale I'd give it to a male friend!

wkbruner


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wkbruner

More like Nom-teen Eighty Four.

/Holds up hand for inevitable high five.
/Unreciprocated.
/Logs out of woot.

Narfcake


quality posts: 287 Private Messages Narfcake

Speed to first woot: 2m 46.777s
First sucker:thecrowfairytale
Last wooter to woot:rokness
Last purchase:20 minutes ago
Order Pace (rank): Bottom 0% of Shirt Woots Bottom 0% of all Woots

Woots Sold:434
Comments: 20

jkmahan


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jkmahan

Got the shirt and put it on -- 2XL (wide shoulders, big chest). Great design! Sadly it isn't centered on the shirt -- it is off to the left by about 2" (measuring from the shoulder seams). Poor manufacturing.

jkmahan


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jkmahan
jkmahan wrote:Got the shirt and put it on -- 2XL (wide shoulders, big chest). Great design! Sadly it isn't centered on the shirt -- it is off to the left by about 2" (measuring from the shoulder seams). Poor manufacturing.



Woot support is awesome and sending a replacement shirt out.

eehad


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eehad

wearing the shirt at the moment & only now read the comments.
As I'm of the female persuasion I had to look down..
Luckily the design is printed nice and big so my ... lady parts do not give the cookies next to the screen a third dimension but just hit the sides of the screen. *phew*