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What you always suspected

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Quality Posts


thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

Of course our kitty Master Control Programs are watching us.


(the word filter edit made this post better.)

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

Made me laugh. And then I thought about the implications, those big worried eyes, right here, in my house...maybe I wasn't the one laughing...

Muddyone


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Muddyone

If the cat's eyes don't glow in the dark, it's pointless.

lichme


quality posts: 2848 Private Messages lichme

That's why there are so many cats watching..... they were developed by the NSA.

DavidHart


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DavidHart

...and here I thought that it was the squirrels....who'd a thunk...

lordbowen


quality posts: 241 Private Messages lordbowen

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

Narfcake


quality posts: 287 Private Messages Narfcake

This is why dogs > cats.

(so says the guy with several dozen catshirts.woot, along with many more from other sites)

sonicwav


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sonicwav

This cat is half owl, right?

heartflux


quality posts: 5 Private Messages heartflux



P.S. Thanks, Jasneko, for revealing the truth. This silver Woot shirt will look fabulous with my tin foil hat!

I woot, therefore I am.

unpcnook


quality posts: 8 Private Messages unpcnook

Getting a bit of a Twin Peaks vibe here...

-UnPC

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

I thought I saw a kitty cat. I did! I did saw a kitty cat.

Bad ol' kitty cat.

JeffQ


quality posts: 6 Private Messages JeffQ

Yikes! I just flashed on The Bobs' "Fluffy's Master Plan for World Domination"!

Fluffy's master plan for world domination
Soon there will be cats in charge of the nation
Multiples of nine in reincarnation
Whiskers will be used to transmit information
Dogs will be denied a basic education
I am just a vessel of assimilation
Fluffy's master plan for world domination!

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck

Are there multiple cats ('we', I only see one in the pic) or a multiple personality cat? Am I looking too deep into this at 1 AM?

lompoc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lompoc
Muddyone wrote:If the cat's eyes don't glow in the dark, it's pointless.



Absolutely! Also, I also agree to the comment that multiple creatures should be in the image due to the grammar. Let's have some dignity with our language, please.

My largest comment that brought me here is that often I purchase a shirt and get only half the caption. Months later I wonder why I bought the shirt, as I forget the caption on the ad. Shouldn't a shirt be self explanatory? One shouldn't have to explain the meaning of what is printed on a shirt. This shirt would have been even more wonderful if the words, "Yes, it's what you always suspected" were added on top of the image (plural if the owl and squirrel, raccoon, etc. were included).

Lompoc, pronounced correctly as Lompoke. When you hear it on tv said as Lompock, proof they're NOT residents of the area.

cptgone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cptgone

so glad to see a Jasneko design get printed! i've rooted for so many in the past that almost made it.

lompoc wrote:multiple creatures should be in the image due to the grammar


not necessarily. any individual can speak on behalf of the group it is part of.

lompoc wrote:This shirt would have been even more wonderful if the words, "Yes, it's what you always suspected" were added on top of the image


again, i disagree. think of the caption as a ribbon around the gift wrap.

in this case, the caption is perfect as a caption, but printed on the shirt it would have been one joke too many. unless it was printed on the back side, perhaps.

pdaley1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pdaley1
djalliduck wrote:Are there multiple cats ('we', I only see one in the pic) or a multiple personality cat? Am I looking too deep into this at 1 AM?



It's the imperial "we" -- we're talking about a cat here.. :-)

kevlar51


quality posts: 46 Private Messages kevlar51

congrats Jasneko!

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Cute, Jas! Congrats.



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The simplistic artwork pairs perfectly with the font. Very solid design.

twerpybob


quality posts: 1 Private Messages twerpybob

Which came first; the watcher or the watched?

oakenspirit


quality posts: 79 Private Messages oakenspirit

Grats on the print. good balance of creepy and cute.


archerman2000


quality posts: 8 Private Messages archerman2000
sonicwav wrote:This cat is half owl, right?



Agreed... looks too much like an owl :/

mysticeden


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mysticeden

I love cats but not liking this shirt. The design is too simple, not cute. And the phrase is humdrum...

shyedam


quality posts: 2 Private Messages shyedam

Am I wrong or is this a Congo reference? I can totally hear Tim Curry in my head saying this in fear, while being very sweaty.

taternuggets


quality posts: 22 Private Messages taternuggets

Congrats Jasneko!


Nothing follows.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

hey hey thanks everyone! Great to see this print!:D

I like that some of you see this as part owl. They are watching you too.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Congrats jas'! Something about that cat's wonky gaze is mesmerizing. :^)

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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