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Instant Gentleman

Speed to First Woot:
5m 32.661s
First Sucker:
chevybassguy
Last Wooter to Woot:
allmakebelieve
Last Purchase:
3 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 33% of Shirt Woots
Top 31% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
625

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 422 Private Messages lonelypond

Because we need to see more torso?!?!??!?!? I like that it comes with printed on instructions.

manhandsha


quality posts: 34 Private Messages manhandsha

Staff

This is definitely a good bar tshirt! Talk smack to some lushes, then, BOOM! INSTANT GENTLEMAN!

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krittikae


quality posts: 21 Private Messages krittikae

"No you can't have my number!"
~he lifts shirt~
"Oh my! Well hello there sir! Would you like to have my number?"

sinsarity


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sinsarity

Alas, I would end up smacking a great number of 'gentlemen' who tried to follow the given instructions while **I** was wearing the shirt.

lichme


quality posts: 2849 Private Messages lichme

Also good to use when getting free samples at Costco, when you don't want them to know you went back for a second sample.

theiking


quality posts: 3 Private Messages theiking


Hmm, I was really really hoping for a Shirt-Off

Last woot off was probably the first time in a long while I actually bought things in the main woot off but the Shirt-Off was amazing!

massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

There'll be smooth sailin'
'cause I'm trimmin' my sails
With a bright shine on my shoes and on my nails
In my top hat and my white tie and my tails

--aaahh so that's what it feels like to be classy


ecosgriff


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ecosgriff

What a deal... Since I'm already sporting a mustache this is a two for one!

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor
sinsarity wrote:Alas, I would end up smacking a great number of 'gentlemen' who tried to follow the given instructions while **I** was wearing the shirt.



To be fair, it does say to pinch and lift.

dbenton25


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dbenton25

Thank you Woot for featuring my latest "masterpiece". And thank you Wooters for your support! This one was inspired by an ongoing issue with beloved wife. She's always accusing me of not being enough of a gentleman. Well... Now what can she possibly say? BAM! Problem solved.

David Benton a.k.a. Droidloot

Redbubble - Welovefine - Spreadshirt - Facebook

dbenton25


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dbenton25
lichme wrote:Also good to use when getting free samples at Costco, when you don't want them to know you went back for a second sample.



I hadn't thought of this. Brilliant!

David Benton a.k.a. Droidloot

Redbubble - Welovefine - Spreadshirt - Facebook

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Perfect to go with a collapsible top hat kept down the back of your pants* (availble in all good magic shops).

Nice design, sir. :^)

edz321


quality posts: 5 Private Messages edz321

The words should be printed upside down so the wearer could read them. That's who the instructions are for after all.

cappomutato


quality posts: 19 Private Messages cappomutato

Wear it under a suit and instantly transform yourself into Paul F. Tompkins at a moment's notice.

yay taco

bestsportnascar


quality posts: 7 Private Messages bestsportnascar

If only the "pinch and lift" dots were over the nipples. That's the real way to get someones attention in an emergency.



mondaisenshi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mondaisenshi
theiking wrote:Hmm, I was really really hoping for a Shirt-Off

Last woot off was probably the first time in a long while I actually bought things in the main woot off but the Shirt-Off was amazing!



It's more a shirt-halfway-off, I'd think... :P

curli76


quality posts: 18 Private Messages curli76

Nice shirt, but as a hirsute female with a healthy beard, this shirt stands to exacerbate an already uncomfortable issue.

FoxFlame


quality posts: 1 Private Messages FoxFlame

Many who think of purchasing this may also want to get something to work their abdominal muscles to multiply the effect.

Or at least prevent it from being completely diminished...

andreaadam


quality posts: 0 Private Messages andreaadam

Took me forever to figure this out. I thought it was a reference to "mustache rides"!
I guess in my book
"mustache ride = perfect gentleman"

shannong


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shannong
andreaadam wrote:Took me forever to figure this out. I thought it was a reference to "mustache rides"!
I guess in my book
"mustache ride = perfect gentleman"



In my book, too!

dernst_ca1


quality posts: 37 Private Messages dernst_ca1

Happy bday Shirt.Woot

-JMHSRV



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ambergreen


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ambergreen

Instant Guy Fawkes.

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

this shirt is also great if you want to be an instant old-timey pringles man... <;]

(hail julius, king of saddle-shaped stackable chips!)

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

olcubmaster


quality posts: 30 Private Messages olcubmaster

Wear this in Balmer if you want to be known as a Natty Beau.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

silimike


quality posts: 2 Private Messages silimike

I still don't get this shirt.

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

This write-up has a brilliant Payoff. XD

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 5m 32.661s
First Sucker: chevybassguy
Last Wooter to Woot: lighthouse64
Last Purchase: 4 minutes ago

First day sales 545
First day posts 26