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Lemon Drop

Speed to First Woot:
2m 55.004s
First Sucker:
theresdanger
Last Wooter to Woot:
obijuan82
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 33% of Shirt Woots
Top 30% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
529

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

6%
6%
3%
2%
2%
2%
4%
7%
5%
6%
6%
4%
5%
4%
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3%
3%
3%
6%
3%
5%
6%
3%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

80%
4%
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4%
2%
2%
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Woots by State

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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 450 Private Messages lonelypond

Tank option nice but design leaves a sour taste ; )



lordbowen


quality posts: 288 Private Messages lordbowen

Quick. Administer lemon aid!

CharlesP2009


quality posts: 27 Private Messages CharlesP2009
lordbowen wrote:Quick. Administer lemon aid!



You mother...!!

That was my joke!

lichme


quality posts: 3116 Private Messages lichme

He jumped........ trying to end his life. Was tired of hearing "when life hands you lemons"......

massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

You put the lemon in the coconut, you put the lemon in the coconut... oh yeah oh yeah

buraindo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages buraindo

Well, now we know why there is a lemon piece on one's glass.

sgaon


quality posts: 5 Private Messages sgaon

I keep wanting to see a "glass half full"/"life gives you lemons" thing here.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

oh man, that line about the camera killed me FIGURATIVELY

LOve you guys, Woot. thank you for this!



Spiritgreen


quality posts: 223 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Hahaha, classic Nathan. :D

sittle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sittle

Bummer... I came on the hunch that the hyphenated pricing indicated AA shirt blanks again... boy, what a way to start a Monday.

elgringo79


quality posts: 2 Private Messages elgringo79

got a good quiet chuckle out of me. reminds me of gary larsen. gonna go pull out a farside book

ironicending


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ironicending

I can only refer you to Cave Johnson...

aercires


quality posts: 3 Private Messages aercires

$12 for t-shirt
$15 for tank

$3 for you to get LESS material!

this makes all teh sense.

fooknboomn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fooknboomn

At least he got a piece of glASS before he died!

pegtor


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pegtor

My how grim......I like it!

Sianmink


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Sianmink

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 2m 52.447s
First Sucker: theresdanger
Last Wooter to Woot: mpkahn
Last Purchase: 13 minutes ago

First day sales 408
First day posts 16

viviana


quality posts: 0 Private Messages viviana

will he have a smile or frown on t-shirt?