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Mobius Dick

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.445s
First Sucker:
iveygman
Last Wooter to Woot:
citricsugar
Last Purchase:
16 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 31% of Shirt Woots
Top 33% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
359

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

Just round and round and round he goes, being such a Sugar Daddy

Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

Reminds me of the Futurama episode with Möbius Sugar Daddy...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6bius_Dick_%28Futurama%29

EDIT: Oh, apparently "another name for Richard" is censored into Sugar Daddy... except for the link and the name of the actual shirt of course. *Puzzled*

lonelypond


quality posts: 416 Private Messages lonelypond

Not so much a laugh as a snort. And are the spots a pudding reference?

Vote:

lordbowen


quality posts: 228 Private Messages lordbowen

This shirt provides endless entertainment.

jrwwallis


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jrwwallis

Would be better if he was swimming around in a Klein bottle

blastermaster728


quality posts: 2 Private Messages blastermaster728

"Yeah girl, it's so long you'd have a hard time finding the end of it"

;D

JoeMarfice


quality posts: 3 Private Messages JoeMarfice

Anyone else tired of gray and black t-shirts? Especially gray ones.

I mean, here's a perfect chance to put a design on a colorful blue background, but instead...

stpatrick17


quality posts: 0 Private Messages stpatrick17

I know a few Sugar Daddy that fit your description.PATHETIC TO SAY THE LEAST. Great story line though.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

My Sugar Daddy told me I could buy this shirt. Then I ate a Sugar Daddy candy bar. Sugar Daddy.

slothful1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages slothful1

I guess I don't get it. I know what a Möbius strip is, and I know the Melville novel / whale... I'm just not seeing the punchline here.

fishcandy


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fishcandy

Hehe. Hehe. You said Sugar Daddy.

lovesmesomewoot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lovesmesomewoot

I'm so buying this now!

Sardinicus


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Sardinicus

Mo' Biggus Dickus

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

skatimmy737 wrote:My Sugar Daddy told me I could buy this shirt. Then I ate a Sugar Daddy candy bar. Sugar Daddy.



but you've actually written "sugar daddy."
where's the fun in that?


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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

burnapaperzach


quality posts: 1 Private Messages burnapaperzach
JoeMarfice wrote:Anyone else tired of gray and black t-shirts? Especially gray ones.

I mean, here's a perfect chance to put a design on a colorful blue background, but instead...



...but gray is my favorite.

marzipanapple


quality posts: 7 Private Messages marzipanapple

Simple, clever, and lovely.

shojobe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shojobe

I like the shirt and i think it would in fact provide endless amount of entertainment.... But these shirts don't fit me at all.

Sorry woot but i won't buy anymore

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 0m 42.445s
First Sucker: iveygman
Last Wooter to Woot: nickshulman
Last Purchase: 2 minutes ago

First day sales 302
First day posts 17