Silly Falling-Fox, that's not how you use the hole Scissors-Fox made for you! You're supposed to use it like Watcher-Fox and Rump-Fox!
What? You say he made it too low? On purpose? Nah, he wouldn't do that! His buddy Waving-Fox totally vouches for him on this. Maybe you are just clumsy.
No, no no. He's not out to get you! That thing with the star costumes? That wasn't Scissors-Fox! The line broke on its own. It wasn't cut. Just look at it closely and you'll ...
... Oh my god maybe you're right. Maybe he just likes seeing you fall. I mean, you give such a great reaction from it. That's why you're Falling-Fox!
(Also, this shirt is great for attending conventions in. So much real-estate for clipping on badges! :D)