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fishbiscuit5


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Re: Guess What Day I Is



Everyone in the office looks forward to hump daaaaaay!










Spiritgreen


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Re: Work Fuel



Time for work? This little guy is your wingman.

This is six colors on a brown tee. Thanks for looking!

---Spiritgreen

bellarific


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Re: SOON



Because cake day is very special to me. <3

orabbit


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Re: Drink Coffee Do Work



My personal credo.

apsketches


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Re: Avoiding the Supervisor


When he eats one of those orange balls, the boss becomes a real terror. They like to avoid getting chewed out at all costs.

sonofafish


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Re: Body in cube, head in the clouds



So I hope this speaks to you... and if it does, I hope you're good at pretending you're not doodling when the boss passes by.

EwingKlipspringer


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Re: (i think i need a sick day)



FROM: Irving_K_Frailberg@ ConsolidatedInternationalAmalgamatedAcquisitions (Accounts Receivable)
TO: [All Exchange Users]
DATE: Friday, August 23, 2013 1:03 PM
RE: I am XEROXIUS, Lord-God-King of the Photocopier



First of all, I apologize to Danny from Security. When I discharged the fire extinguisher at you as I was securing my position in the reprographics department, I momentarily forgot about your asthma. I hope you are feeling better and are able to return to work next week.

Second of all, I honestly feel that I had given fair warning. I sent SEVERAL emails this summer about how to add paper to the photocopier and begged everyone to do so when they ran the machine out of paper. I also sent SEVERAL emails about how to clear jams--especially from the second set of rollers. I even included in one email--the last email before my emailing privileges were suspended in July--a powerpoint showing HOW to clear jams. I even, just a couple of weeks ago, placed in everyone’s mailbox a six-page detailed set of instructions for replacing the toner cartridge.
Why, then, am I still the ONLY PERSON who adds paper, clears jams, and replaces toner?

And finally, Irving K. Frailberg is dead. He no longer exists. From now on, I wish to be addressed by my new identity--my TRUE identity. I am now XEROXIUS, Lord-God-King of the Photocopier.

As a result, as of today, I will no longer be working in Cubical 57-C. My new lair is the Reprographics Department. As of today, Andy and Beth have been relieved of duty. No one will be allowed to touch the photocopiers but me. They are my people. They are my children. They are my babies.

Don’t be shocked by this transition. It was a long time in coming. The fire alarms were set off this morning when I set fire to my khakis. I apologize for that disruption, but--god as my witness--I will NEVER wear khakis again. Today I am a changed man. Starting today, I will now and forever sport the grass skirt from last week’s Luau Wednesday to represent my newfound freedom. I now wear this crown of staples to remind me how much I have sacrificed for this company. I now wear a tribal necklace of paper clips (to Kiersten in HR: I never realized how much body piercings actually hurt. I have a newfound respect for you) to represent the interconnectedness of all things. I now wear these binder clips attached to my chest to help keep me awake since the coffee here in reprographics is decaf. But I still wear these orthopedic shoes for my fallen arches.

Thank you for helping to keep Consolidated International Amalgamated Acquisitions the third biggest amalgamation organization in the metro area.

Respectfully,
Irving K. Frailberg





apsketches


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Re: Employed and Envious



Aren't you annoyed when you see those people who party all the time and get away with it? Aren't you also a little envious?

shikausstan


quality posts: 1 Private Messages shikausstan
Re: Hustle Everyday



Just a little joke, hope you enjoy!

wirdou


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Re: World's Best Boss



I've never worked in an office, but I loved the show, and I came up with this mashup I hope you enjoy :D

edgrrrzzmom


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Re: Item 6 on the Agenda


I work for the fed and we're always being asked to do more with less and I'm looking to the day when we're asked to do evedrything with nothing.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano
Re: Did you even try?



Some coworkers are just... special...

Can you relate?

Bigger detail:



harantula


quality posts: 3 Private Messages harantula
Re: Nintendo meeting




ENjoy the office XD !!






orabbit


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Re: Did you even try?



Nice! Good looking type.

harantula


quality posts: 3 Private Messages harantula
Re: World's Best Boss



hahhaha COOL!






omarfeliciano


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Re: My Boss is the Best...



hahaha, love the small print!

orabbit


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Re: Son of Bluth



Hello, Mister Manager!

sonofafish


quality posts: 11 Private Messages sonofafish
Re: Work Fuel



Another solid, clean entry. Time for another cup for me!

tbolt86


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Re: Open Office



A sunset at the beach beats working into the evening, any day of the week!

kylemittskus


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Re: World's Best Boss



How is this not taking someone else's protected idea/art and blatantly trying to capitalize on the current release of the movie?

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

sonofafish


quality posts: 11 Private Messages sonofafish
edgrrrzzmom wrote:I work for the fed and we're always being asked to do more with less and I'm looking to the day when we're asked to do evedrything with nothing.



Oh, it's coming, make no mistake!

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano
Re: Electric Cradle



hahaha love it!

Mavyn


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Re: SOON



Super nice to see you submitting again.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano
orabbit wrote:Nice! Good looking type.



Thanks

I've been waiting for an excuse to make a type poster design

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano
Re: Water Cooler Troopers



Nice. The text is readable now!

Mavyn


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Re: World's Best Boss



I don't see how this is parody. Sorry. The outline of Gru is pretty darned close to what was used in the first film.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

omarfeliciano


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cherylfrancis


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Re: Thomas Anderson?



I wasn't sure what area of the shirt to highlight on the detail. Hope it doesn't hurt me.


wakho


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omarfeliciano wrote:Nice. The text is readable now!



my sub par hand writing :\

fishbiscuit5


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omarfeliciano wrote:Nailed it!



Thanks, Omar!










fishbiscuit5


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Re: Guess What Day I Is



The title should read "Guess What Day It Is"
I missed a "t" in there! Oops.










omarfeliciano


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cherylfrancis wrote:I wasn't sure what area of the shirt to highlight on the detail. Hope it doesn't hurt me.



Well.. it made me click and I even voted!

Nice design BTW. I'm waiting for that call too

fishbiscuit5


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Re: Did you even try?



Excellent type design!










bellarific


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Mavyn wrote:Super nice to see you submitting again.



Hey! Yeah, it's fun to be doing stuff again. Good to see ya! ^_^

benjaminleebates


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Re: There's doughnuts in the Break Room!



I didn't know if the words "doughnuts in the breakroom" would be needed to push the funny. Let me know what you think!

wakho


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Re: Did you even try?



lol... everyone should have been either on the giving or receiving end of this at least once in their life

sonofafish


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Re: Did you even try?



yeah the typography here is really on point.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano
Re: Wax ON - Wax OFF



That must be one weird office...

cherylfrancis


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omarfeliciano wrote:Well.. it made me click and I even voted!

Nice design BTW. I'm waiting for that call too



Thank you! and thanks for your help earlier.