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quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

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Rolling on the Forest Floor Laughing

Speed to First Woot:
9m 55.116s
First Sucker:
jtn96
Last Wooter to Woot:
elephanthunter
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 20% of Shirt Woots
Top 48% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
129

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


computermd82


quality posts: 31 Private Messages computermd82

EPIC write-up Woot! A job well done

V'Owl Birthday of Celebrations GIVEAWAY!!!!
"And the man in the rain picked up his bag of secrets, and journeyed up the mountainside, far above the clouds. And nothing was ever heard from him again, except for the sound of Tubular Bells."

jaferson


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jaferson

I say goodnight...

Bounty of Candy
Speed to First Woot:0m 23.115s
First Sucker:jaferson


lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Well, someone was paying attention...or was it an algorithm...sorry, that should be "what algorithm/staffer" ; )

As to the current shirt, always good when a shirt can also serve as a quiz or a quick reference.

EDIT: Staircase wit informs me 'what writeup' would have been a more appropriate question. And I think Narfcake + cats should have been linked somehow. Msybe next time.

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake

Hey!

(I laughed. So which one of you writers is to blam-, -er, credit for the write up?)

lordbowen


quality posts: 206 Private Messages lordbowen

Animal speak.

JenDupre


quality posts: 19 Private Messages JenDupre

Giggles off to slumber land. In my oversize Shakespeare primer shirt and pajama pants.

Good show to the one who hides (and scribbles) behind the curtain. I bow to you.

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2

I feel so honored to be included in this write-up. I can't stop laughing, though.


theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2

I think it's funny how accurate the write up is, too. It sums up the whole day, in a nutshell.


lstaff


quality posts: 199 Private Messages lstaff

That was hilarious. And now, my new whole reason for living is going to be to get quoted in a woot! write up!!

lstaff


quality posts: 199 Private Messages lstaff

And, embarrasingly, you can use my usual question, repeated here "Can someone please explain this beautiful shirt to me?"

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2
lstaff wrote:And, embarrasingly, you can use my usual question, repeated here "Can someone please explain this beautiful shirt to me?"


They are texting pictures of themselves, using symbols and letters.


lstaff


quality posts: 199 Private Messages lstaff
theco2 wrote:They are texting pictures of themselves, using symbols and letters.



Thank you. I thought it was way more obscure than that, lol!!!!

nagihiko


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nagihiko

And now this lurker wishes she'd participated more in this Shirt-Off XD~ Well, the bundled stuff was cool, and I enjoyed this write-up~

trekmiss


quality posts: 7 Private Messages trekmiss

For the record... I did buy it on AA, twice!

Love the write up. Made me laugh.

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2
trekmiss wrote:For the record... I did buy it on AA, twice!

Love the write up. Made me laugh.


I'm pretty sure that was ALL the AA items they had available.

And I didn't go 0-49. If my girlfriend didn't want anything from the late night detour, it would have been about 0-35, before I finally bought something.
All in all, I did go 6-2313, because I have to count all deigns, thanks to the detours.

Oh, shut up theco2 and go to bed!


trekmiss


quality posts: 7 Private Messages trekmiss
theco2 wrote:I'm pretty sure that was ALL the AA items they had available.



I didn't buy any purple or orange. There were actually several opportunities.

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2
trekmiss wrote:I didn't buy any purple or orange. There were actually several opportunities.


What do you have against orange?


skemmis


quality posts: 11 Private Messages skemmis

Staff

Narfcake wrote:Hey!

(I laughed. So which one of you writers is to blam-, -er, credit for the write up?)



;P

renegadetim


quality posts: 12 Private Messages renegadetim
skemmis wrote:;P



Hey, skemmis! Did you get that Maneater shirt? That's the answer this write up is missing!

trekmiss


quality posts: 7 Private Messages trekmiss
theco2 wrote:What do you have against orange?



Nothing against orange.

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2
skemmis wrote:;P

::bows down::
We're not worthy! OK, at least I'm not.


mattryan


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mattryan

Oh! Memes Galore! the write up, I almost peed myself laughing. Roffl

ueberRegenbogen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ueberRegenbogen

Complete with missing glyph slugs.

DarthNinja


quality posts: 10 Private Messages DarthNinja

This shirt is very much lacking in the =^.^= department.

Bog of carp anyone?

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

So clever, and the most kid-friendly shirt I've seen on Woot in many a year.

Also, 'Nice design! I love you all! Everything in the world is great!' :p

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake
DarthNinja wrote:This shirt is very much lacking in the =^.^= department.


Now now, not everyday can be .

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

This would make a great baby bib or onesie.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 33 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Love the frog with glasses and the croc is awesome too!

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2

They should have bundled it with an Android phone. Just sayin'.


skemmis


quality posts: 11 Private Messages skemmis

Staff

renegadetim wrote:Hey, skemmis! Did you get that Maneater shirt? That's the answer this write up is missing!



I actually had it in my cart and lost it, but grabbed one in today's plus sale (so paid a little extra)

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

Actual lawlz!

Spiritgreen, you really are so consistently positive and it's wonderful!

I love this write-up soooo much! I actually just woke up and saw it all

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Don't make me snap and turn into Evil Spiritgreen. Sure he still compliments the t-shirts, but hey what's this? No more adjectives!

JennyJukebox


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JennyJukebox

Random: Patiently waiting for "Concerts Will Never Be the Same Again" to pop up as a hoodie.

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2

I get my first quality post and included in the write up, on the same day.

Day made!
I <3 Shirt.Woot!


trekmiss


quality posts: 7 Private Messages trekmiss
theco2 wrote:I get my first quality post and included in the write up, on the same day.

Day made!
I <3 Shirt.Woot!



Congrats!

The last couple days reminded me just how much I enjoy shirt.woot!

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 21 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

Pfff, you forgot me going 'bah, needs more foxes.'

Animal emotes. How amusing. I tried looking up a bat just a few days ago, and only found .-. for it. I suppose _o_ works as well.

A fox would be <^o.o^> or =^o^= imo.

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theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2
trekmiss wrote:Congrats!

The last couple days reminded me just how much I enjoy shirt.woot!

Thanks! I just wish I would have discovered the site sooner.


theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2
TobiasAmaranth wrote:Pfff, you forgot me going 'bah, needs more foxes.'

Animal emotes. How amusing. I tried looking up a bat just a few days ago, and only found .-. for it. I suppose _o_ works as well.

A fox would be <^o.o^> or =^o^= imo.


Violent foxes, please!


TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 9m 55.116s
First Sucker: jtn96
Last Wooter to Woot: msklzannie
Last Purchase: 27 minutes ago

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