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My buddy and I went out drinking to celebrate his going to Army helicopter school.
We get pulled over - DUI.
Cop asked me if it was ok if my buddy could drive.
I said hell no!
He had more to drink than I did!
Cop said ok, I'll have to arrest you than.
So we drive my buddy home first, go get some tacos, talk about military life - then the cop takes me to get booked into jail.
An hour and a half later - I still blew 0.14 by breath!
If you want a diploma, go to school...
If you want an education, do it yourself...
quality posts: 10
I've never been arrested, but I'm no angel. Just too smart to get caught.
10 quality post! Whoo hoo! I'M SOMEBODY!!!
quality posts: 38
I've managed to avoid what few possibilities there've been by either talking my way out of it or being saved by the grace of having an American passport.
I was made to love magic, all its wonder to know.
But you all lost that magic, many many years ago.
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Never been caught. Not necessarily because I was clever, more because I was lucky.
Or, in one case, the statute of limitations expired.
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.