quality posts: 10
I've never been arrested, but I'm no angel. Just too smart to get caught.
10 quality post! Whoo hoo! I'M SOMEBODY!!!
quality posts: 24
Never been caught. Not necessarily because I was clever, more because I was lucky.
Or, in one case, the statute of limitations expired.
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.
quality posts: 30
Eagle Scout. I'd have to turn it in if I were ever arrested.
Move along. Nothing to see here.