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Tis but a scratch

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quality posts: 834 Private Messages lordbowen

Such a lovely design, very clever.


quality posts: 667 Private Messages lonelypond

Nice work on the posture; must be a funny bone in there somewhere.


quality posts: 174 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Look Ma, No Hands!


quality posts: 602 Private Messages bluejester

I really get a Saul Bass feel from this image. It also totally reminds me of movie title cards from films like It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World and The Good The Bad and The Ugly.

Nice work as always Walmazan!


quality posts: 114 Private Messages oakenspirit

It's kind of sad we will never know what his arms said...

Love this design man- Congrats.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages humguy

Nice use of the Black Knight from Monty Python - Holy Grail


quality posts: 139 Private Messages theco2

I have never been a fan of Monty Python or the dry English humor. 9 out of 10 times I don't even understand what they are finding humor in, because nothing was funny.

No, this doesn't have anything to do with this shirt, other than being a Monty Python reference.


quality posts: 384 Private Messages Narfcake

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quality posts: 281 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Crazy legs, yep, that's John Cleese alright.

Congrats Walmazan, great style.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages catsgalore

Oh! Come back and fight like a man! Where's the rabbit when you need him?


quality posts: 16 Private Messages jsh139

What if MPATHG were released as a summer blockbuster?

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quality posts: 47 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Felicidades amigo, uno de mis favoritos este derby! El estilo me encantó. Muy tentado a comprarla!!!

English translation: Congrats!


quality posts: 139 Private Messages theco2
Narfcake wrote:Obligatory reference:

I just don't find this funny, in the least.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bigkrygowski

The It's just bothers me. The quote is "Just a flesh wound" . It would be better with the "Tis but a scratch" quote.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CandyKisses4
theco2 wrote:I just don't find this funny, in the least.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King", you and all your silly K-nig-hts.


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

I love this. The artwork reminds me of the style of the funky disjointed animation clips MP put their skits. Good work Walmazan.


quality posts: 54 Private Messages kevlar51

Congrats Wences!


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cikatriz

First thought: "Good God, another Monty Python reference."

Second thought: "This is one of the best designs I've seen on a Woot shirt. Ever."

Congrats. I'm in.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kuritan
bigkrygowski wrote:The It's just bothers me. The quote is "Just a flesh wound" . It would be better with the "Tis but a scratch" quote.

Yea, but then he would only be missing one arm. Perhaps the "scratch" on the front, and the "flesh wound" on the back.


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