I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, WOOT!!!
First you introduce me to Cookie Clicker in the Monkey Chat email, and now you try and sell me a shirt after I've spent days mining cookies!!!!
I have baked 288,000,000,000,000 cookies as of this message and I'm baking them at a rate of 3,308,737,664.8 cookies per second!
Really though...you planned this didn't you?