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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts


Thirdbase9


quality posts: 89 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Well, we now know that wirdou's real name is Calvin.

I don't know.

massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

You can run, little snowmen, but you can't hide. This will happen to everyone who does not listen to Mommy!!!

cdrewlow


quality posts: 9 Private Messages cdrewlow

I will never, ever look at a snowman the same way again, that includes the Burle Ives animated version. Thanks wirdou.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 34 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Wirdou spelled backwards is Macabre.

Congrats buddy, nicely done!

lordbowen


quality posts: 229 Private Messages lordbowen

The carrot necklace is perfect.

mossygreen


quality posts: 71 Private Messages mossygreen
cdrewlow wrote:I will never, ever look at a snowman the same way again, that includes the Burle Ives animated version. Thanks wirdou.



ESPECIALLY the Burl Ives animated version!

mrbarister


quality posts: 29 Private Messages mrbarister

Oddly reminiscent of Kesha only with noses instead of teeth. I'm gonna build this if it snows!

jroth420


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jroth420

If the shirt quality was what it used to be, this would be a no brainer. Sigh...

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

Is that how you kill snowmen? Take their carrot noses? Good to know. I'll add that to my list.

zombies: slice/blow off head
vampire: stake in heart
werewolf: silver
snowmen: remove nose
pirate: walk the plank
ninja: ...I'm still working on that one.

eehad


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eehad

that must be the snowman Calvin tried to warn us about through his snow-art!!

polysorbate


quality posts: 7 Private Messages polysorbate

That's no normal snowman.....
That's Barbra Streisand

TweeWoot


quality posts: 5 Private Messages TweeWoot

The "got your nose" game - not funny if you're a snowman.

catsgalore


quality posts: 1 Private Messages catsgalore

Don't want this fella under my bed (or in it). Turning up the thermostat.

walmazan


quality posts: 63 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Wirdou, awesome work!

mrbadwrench


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrbadwrench

Frosty better stay frosty!!!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

His teeth should have been carrots as well. That way, he'd bite off your nose with like thirty noses... and... yeah.

pinsandnoodles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pinsandnoodles

Nice work super creepy and love the painterly effect :-) congrats

tmdowling


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tmdowling

Love this design.

Also love the summary. For any who might not catch the reference there, see http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/18/science/fossil-skull-may-rewrite-humans-evolutionary-story.html

That was so quick!

wirdou


quality posts: 16 Private Messages wirdou

I'm so glad you enjoyed my creepy snowman design! Thanks once again! About the write-up, I didn't know the article tmdowling spotted! Thanks for linking it! It's so awesome. I had a teacher in college that supported that theory Again thank you for your support and also for your great comments (I've laughed out loud with many of them)!!

theco2


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theco2

This is so awesome, wirdou! Congratulations on winning a derby filled with nothing but greatness. I would be in trouble if they printed half the shirts, in this derby.

theco2


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theco2

By the way, the write-up on this is excellent, too.

burgundybooks


quality posts: 0 Private Messages burgundybooks

I don't comment on things very often, but when I saw this shirt my first reaction was "One More Field Goal - scariest snowman ever!" - So good job on the scary factor!

marceepauff


quality posts: 14 Private Messages marceepauff

Congrats! I'm so glad we ended up with the snow shovel instead of the baseball bat. Excellent work!

Votes appreciated:

frnullandvoid


quality posts: 1 Private Messages frnullandvoid

Oh NOSE!

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Did that carrot necklace remind anyone else of Daryl Dixon's ear necklace?

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Alright, one of my favorite Wirdou designs for a while! Love the almost black and white palette with the menacing pops of orange.

lonelypond


quality posts: 417 Private Messages lonelypond

Even snowmen have nightmares...and wirdou knows them from the inside. Definitely chilling...

oakenspirit


quality posts: 75 Private Messages oakenspirit

This is almost as creepy as it is well rendered- Grats ace!

oakenspirit


quality posts: 75 Private Messages oakenspirit
marceepauff wrote:Congrats! I'm so glad we ended up with the snow shovel instead of the baseball bat. Excellent work!



Wirdou, you're sending me 5 bucks for that suggestion, right?

Joeytdm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Joeytdm

Am I the only one who thought the snowman in the foreground looked a little phallic? Like it was part of the evil snowman?

marceepauff


quality posts: 14 Private Messages marceepauff
Joeytdm wrote:Am I the only one who thought the snowman in the foreground looked a little phallic? Like it was part of the evil snowman?



Yes, yes you are. You should probably see someone about that.

Votes appreciated:

Joeytdm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Joeytdm
marceepauff wrote:Yes, yes you are. You should probably see someone about that.



Let us never forget Sigmund Freud's famous quote: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and sometimes a snowman is another snowman's phallus."

jandk113


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jandk113

Instant BUY!!

This is one of the MOST AWESOME woot shirts ever!
I haven't been this excited since the Four Little Ponies of the Apocalypse!!

I ♥ WOOT!!!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to first woot: 2m 41.118s
First sucker:ArcaneRider
Last wooter to woot:ragescythe1
Last purchase:5 minutes ago

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polysorbate


quality posts: 7 Private Messages polysorbate

Please restock. Will pay $20 for one.
Thanks.
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