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Trooper Target Practice

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
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Top 35% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
333

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Quality Posts


strausinator


quality posts: 0 Private Messages strausinator

Why does Han Solo look nothing like Han Solo...?

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 87 Private Messages Thirdbase9
strausinator wrote:Why does Han Solo look nothing like Han Solo...?



Because Disney has more lawyers than Woot.

I don't know.

lordbowen


quality posts: 222 Private Messages lordbowen

Shoot first? Then what?

dacrete


quality posts: 105 Private Messages dacrete
strausinator wrote:Why does Han Solo look nothing like Han Solo...?



Ummm because its not?

lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

And we start the list for the "Targets on Your Chest" plus sale here...

dacrete


quality posts: 105 Private Messages dacrete

First is always best.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
strausinator wrote:Why does Han Solo look nothing like Han Solo...?



Because THIS Han Solo, looks like THIS target practice guy:


Also, all these shirts at redbubble:




or this one:

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 87 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Shoot first, so the other guy doesn't have a chance to get a shot off.

Greedo never shoots.

I don't know.

goldenthorn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

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Why is Han Solo being portrayed by Harvey Keitel?

theimmc


quality posts: 9 Private Messages theimmc

Don't forget the children's classic, Green Eggs and Han.

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

This is another one of those shirts you might not want to wear at an airport.....or a shooting range.

trexdad97


quality posts: 0 Private Messages trexdad97

Shoot first and shoot to kill.

Reduces your chances of getting sued.

luke975


quality posts: 13 Private Messages luke975
JadenKale wrote:Because THIS Han Solo, looks like THIS target practice guy:


Also, all these shirts at redbubble:




or this one:



I never thought it looked like han solo. Now im convinced The "art" on this isn't even original.

I always did like yardsales.

fatboy148


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fatboy148
trexdad97 wrote:Shoot first and shoot to kill.

Reduces your chances of getting sued.



Having this shirt even in your closet at home most likely won't do you any good when it is introduced into evidence at the trial.

PocketBrain


quality posts: 45 Private Messages PocketBrain
JadenKale wrote:....
or this one:



I totally understand the Trayvon Martin/hoodie thing now.

aluna


quality posts: 1 Private Messages aluna
lordbowen wrote:Shoot first? Then what?



Nap time!

monchez16


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Hansolo & Gretel: Not in my candy house!

Cal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Cal

Would buy one it it said "shot first"

Cal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Cal

Would buy one if it said "shot first"

arslock


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excellent a t-shirt that combines my love of target shooting with my love of star wars. been waiting on one of those. i got the joke about the target guy immediately!

jsh139


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jsh139

I refuse to watch any version of Episode IV that was produced after the THX versions. The 11ty different special editions have Greedo shooting first, or at the same time as Han with all kinds of digital trickery that doesn't look real. That just isn't how it was. Han was one of the best smugglers in the galaxy. He was an outlaw. Outlaws have to be smart, and at times, ruthless. It's kill or be killed. He knew Greedo was going to take him to Jabba in a body bag. So, it stands to reason why Han would kill Greedo before he had a chance to kill him.

I support this shirt.

Insert signature here.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Is that the famous Harrison Ford chin scar I see?

cheyneyr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cheyneyr
strausinator wrote:Why does Han Solo look nothing like Han Solo...?



Because it's Shemp.



blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
jsh139 wrote:I refuse to watch any version of Episode IV that was produced after the THX versions. The 11ty different special editions have Greedo shooting first, or at the same time as Han with all kinds of digital trickery that doesn't look real.



Or how they digitally added a top on Princess Leia when Jaba had her chained up.

Kitlins


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kitlins

I know! call me a party pooper, but in today's world of active shooters and having been involved in an active shooter incident, I can't believe Woot is selling this shirt. Doesn't society have enough "encouragement" in this area already? Really Woot, really?

digger9


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cheyneyr wrote:Because it's Shemp.



@cheneyr
When I scrolled down to this I literally started laughing out loud, not fake lol.

luke975


quality posts: 13 Private Messages luke975
Kitlins wrote:I know! call me a party pooper, but in today's world of active shooters and having been involved in an active shooter incident, I can't believe Woot is selling this shirt. Doesn't society have enough "encouragement" in this area already? Really Woot, really?



It's a shirt.

I always did like yardsales.

bsmith1


quality posts: 103 Private Messages bsmith1
strausinator wrote:Why does Han Solo look nothing like Han Solo...?



Sorry, celebrity likenesses are not allowed.

Accelerator


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Accelerator

Hans-On: A Solo love story

shawnm750


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shawnm750

How about the musical Requiem: Han's Solo?

drdavidhartman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages drdavidhartman

Star Wars or no, in the context of all the mass gun murders recently, this is really an offensive shirt.

highvolt82


quality posts: 0 Private Messages highvolt82
drdavidhartman wrote:Star Wars or no, in the context of all the mass gun murders recently, this is really an offensive shirt.



I think it would be considered more defensive. He's pointing a gun right at me!

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
lordbowen wrote:Shoot first? Then what?


Carbonite.

bsmith1


quality posts: 103 Private Messages bsmith1
drdavidhartman wrote:Star Wars or no, in the context of all the mass gun murders recently, this is really an offensive shirt.



I guess, but who in their right mind would put this shirt in that context?

bsmith1


quality posts: 103 Private Messages bsmith1
lordbowen wrote:Shoot first? Then what?



Go braid your wookie hetero life-mate's fur.

luke975


quality posts: 13 Private Messages luke975

i dont get it. with all the video games and movies depicting violence and walmart selling more assault gun looking rifles a shirt is a problem?
I just hate the shirt because it's unoriginal. no creativity at all in copying something.

I always did like yardsales.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
bsmith1 wrote:Sorry, celebrity likenesses are not allowed.



+1

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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mach1stang73


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mach1stang73

Don't forget about the adult version. Hans...Solo