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A Modern Bedtime Story

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First Sucker:
slhosking
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Bottom 31% of Shirt Woots
Top 31% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
294

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

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  • 77% > one year old

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Quality Posts


dacrete


quality posts: 156 Private Messages dacrete

Got to love the baby whale.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

If you thought Moby was big... imagine his mom.


Also... a precursor tee (of sorts) to next week's derby.

tbolt86


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tbolt86

Thank you everyone who voted!

Woot!

zyxomma100


quality posts: 8 Private Messages zyxomma100

I wish I could speak whale.

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

A comforting sight to the baby so..meet the non fail whale?!?!?!

Love mysteries? Want a mix of gay + straight characters? With a bit of Poe? Try my book, darn it ; ) In The Bleak December.

lstaff


quality posts: 204 Private Messages lstaff

(are you my mother???)

No, I am a Shirt.





lstaff


quality posts: 204 Private Messages lstaff

^^^^(wanted it to have a strikethrough the word "Snort" before shirt, but i couldn't get it to HTML correctly. Bummed.)

Jaxxie


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Jaxxie

Baaaaaaby Belugaaa!!!!!! ..Sorry I had a Raffi flashback of my childhood.

lordbowen


quality posts: 310 Private Messages lordbowen

Well, isn't this a whale of a tale.


BumblebeeZ3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BumblebeeZ3

Is it just me, or did anyone else think the "mother" was a 3DS at first glance?
Maybe I need new glasses or, more likely, just need to go to bed.

quantamm


quality posts: 85 Private Messages quantamm
BumblebeeZ3 wrote:Is it just me, or did anyone else think the "mother" was a 3DS at first glance?
Maybe I need new glasses or, more likely, just need to go to bed.



I just got up and I had the same thought, so it's not because of a lack of sleep.

rascul22


quality posts: 9 Private Messages rascul22
quantamm wrote:I just got up and I had the same thought, so it's not because of a lack of sleep.



Me too...I got a lot of sleep.

rascul22


quality posts: 9 Private Messages rascul22
Jaxxie wrote:Baaaaaaby Belugaaa!!!!!! ..Sorry I had a Raffi flashback of my childhood.



O.m.g. kindergarten flooding back to me. Thank you for this.

walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats tbolt86!

daaave33


quality posts: 1 Private Messages daaave33

So, now we're doing gradients?


~ daaave33 ~

ramdangeriii


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ramdangeriii
lordbowen wrote:Well, isn't this a whale of a tale.



Or a tale of a whale!

mrericreed


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mrericreed

Ah! I wish there was a onesie!

yiftach


quality posts: 2 Private Messages yiftach
lstaff wrote:^^^^(wanted it to have a strikethrough the word "Snort" before shirt, but i couldn't get it to HTML correctly. Bummed.)



Please get out of the inside of my head, thank you.

Also, thank you for being there.

Also also, BBCode ain't full HTML, so not your fault.

phoenixaudubon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phoenixaudubon
lonelypond wrote:A comforting sight to the baby so..meet the non fail whale?!?!?!



Y'know, I kinda' think the baby whale has a similar body outline to the Twitter bird...not sure if intentional or not.

marceepauff


quality posts: 18 Private Messages marceepauff
daaave33 wrote:So, now we're doing gradients?



Check the zoom view. Those pretty shiny gradients are actually halftones.

crossIT


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crossIT

Thats a FAIL whale

good grief SMH

kenzierebecca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kenzierebecca

Hey there, Shirt.woot! Your link in the write-up to this derby is sending me to derby #328: Food, not #329: Emoticons and Emojis...

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 617 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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kenzierebecca wrote:Hey there, Shirt.woot! Your link in the write-up to this derby is sending me to derby #328: Food, not #329: Emoticons and Emojis...


Ohhhh, thanks. I'll let them know.



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KidKobun


quality posts: 7 Private Messages KidKobun

I'm not sure I get it...artist just added a whale emote based off of this pseudo meme:

Is that it?

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 1m 43.338s
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thewhalesaysmeh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thewhalesaysmeh

One More Goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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