WootBot


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Poll: How prone are your lips to chapping?
  • 24% - Very prone. I'm slathered in balm right now. 204
  • 46.9% - Someone prone, especially in the winter. 399
  • 11% - Not at all prone. I am chap-proof! 94
  • 18.1% - Prone is a funny word. Prone prone prone prone. 154
851 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

spitfire6006006


quality posts: 2 Private Messages spitfire6006006

Very prone, not so much on the balm part though...

pigsnfish


quality posts: 2 Private Messages pigsnfish

Woot needs to sell a lip buffer.

manhandsha


quality posts: 34 Private Messages manhandsha

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Is it winter? How much making out am I doing?

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PocketBrain


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Don't you guys mean somewhat prone, not someone prone?

Yeah, somewhat prone, if it ever actually gets cold again down here.

pablocg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pablocg

I'm pretty sure this is my first (and probably only) comment on a poll.

What jewel of wisdom shall I bestow upon the Woot community? Woot, the second answer is most appropriate for me, but I couldn't bring myself to vote for an answer with an obvious typo. “someone prone"? Really, Woot? I expected more.

Now that I'm done criticizing, thanks for all the cool crap, Woot! Keep up the good work!

dreamofcaramel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dreamofcaramel

I used so much chapstick in my youth that I'm now chemically allergic, had to switch to blistex.

ardubu


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Prone? Like laying down?
My lips are never in the prone position.
That sounds like it would hurt!

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

myfester


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dreamofcaramel wrote:I used so much chapstick in my youth that I'm now chemically allergic, had to switch to blistex.



Buy some Chicken Poop lip balm. Seriously, the name is Chicken Poop (but contains no poop). Doesn't have all the chemical crap in it and works nice. Google it.

chrisneumann96


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dreamofcaramel wrote:I used so much chapstick in my youth that I'm now chemically allergic, had to switch to blistex.



That's gonna be me in a few years... My lips are chapped so much that i'm basically physically addicted to chapstick.

MISRy


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Prone prone. Proneproneprone.

norin731


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Who is this "someone" prone chap?

RKett


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In order of effectiveness,

Carmex
Blistex
the Chicken poop stuff, although I have never bought it myself I have tried it and it does a good job.

cole103


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myfester wrote:Buy some Chicken Poop lip balm. Seriously, the name is Chicken Poop (but contains no poop). Doesn't have all the chemical crap in it and works nice. Google it.



+1

brumagem


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Bottom lip is permanently chapped, and it takes a lot of self control to keep from picking at the peeling skin thereof. Balms and oils only make it worse.

moles1138


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Lip Medex by Blistex