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You Can't Handle the Truth

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Top 27% of all Woots
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Quality Posts


theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2

What is the opposite of narcissism?


omarfeliciano


quality posts: 33 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Congrats on your first print allnsmithee!

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Does this shirt come with a mirror?

lordbowen


quality posts: 203 Private Messages lordbowen

I have a feeling a lot of these will be sold.

soren216


quality posts: 2 Private Messages soren216

Awesome shirt, but I could make a better shirt about narcissism. After all, I am the most awesome human that has ever lived. Seriously though, nice shirt.

dacrete


quality posts: 94 Private Messages dacrete

I could think of a few people to give this shirt to.

lichme


quality posts: 2651 Private Messages lichme

I'm not conceded, I am just confident in my ability do better than everybody else.

ApeLad


quality posts: 37 Private Messages ApeLad

"Allnsmithee", eh? Are we sure this isn't an already well-known shirt.woot designer hiding behind a mysterious alias?
Either way, congrats! I'll look great in this.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 70 Private Messages oakenspirit

I think this shirt is about me? Is it? Is it?

Grats on your first print!


omarfeliciano


quality posts: 33 Private Messages omarfeliciano
ApeLad wrote:"Allnsmithee", eh? Are we sure this isn't an already well-known shirt.woot designer hiding behind a mysterious alias?
Either way, congrats! I'll look great in this.



Man, I've been asking myself that same question, specially since This

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2

You're so vain, you probably think this shirt is about you.


ApeLad


quality posts: 37 Private Messages ApeLad
omarfeliciano wrote:Man, I've been asking myself that same question, specially since This



I missed that one. We've got a mystery on our hands. To the Ape Mobile!

...or just a person who chose an intriguing user name.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 70 Private Messages oakenspirit
omarfeliciano wrote:Man, I've been asking myself that same question, specially since This



I have a suspect in mind who is a King/Bachman fan... ;)


tedwow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tedwow
theco2 wrote:What is the opposite of narcissism?



Humility.

lonelypond


quality posts: 408 Private Messages lonelypond

Ah, the modesty of the shirtwoot! voting collective psyche ; )

allnsmithee


quality posts: 3 Private Messages allnsmithee

¡¡¡Muchas Gracias!!!

Thank you very much! I just finished the midnight Hobbit show, and checked shirt.woot!

I am very excited. Thank you!

SasquatchBill


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SasquatchBill

Lovely design, but I can't help but think that the wording isn't right.
Narcisissm is just 'self love'. There's not really a logical judgement going on there, so 'true' isn't quite the right word... It'd either need to be something like "It's not Narcicissm if it's deserved" or "It's not Arrogance if it's true" or something like that.

wkmtca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wkmtca
theco2 wrote:What is the opposite of narcissism?



reality?

radi0j0hn


quality posts: 93 Private Messages radi0j0hn

Well, enough abut me.
Let's talk about you.
What do you think of my shirt?

acpress.com Not cute, but useful.

charwoman


quality posts: 8 Private Messages charwoman
SasquatchBill wrote:Lovely design, but I can't help but think that the wording isn't right.
Narcisissm is just 'self love'.



The DSM-IV would beg to disagree. There's such a thing as "healthy narcissism" but it is found in the wild with about the same frequency as jackalopes, while the unhealthy kind is turning into an epidemic.

On another note, I think this is a great-looking design, but I just can't get behind the sentiment. Surely this is a reference of some kind though? Did Sheldon say it on Big Bang maybe?

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

As always, Woot, your write up is fantastic. Give yourselves the rest of the day off.

thebaldwinboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages thebaldwinboy

Pop culture: destroying the actual meaning of real words like narcissism and irony since the dawn of stupid people.

kakomu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kakomu
charwoman wrote:The DSM-IV would beg to disagree. There's such a thing as "healthy narcissism" but it is found in the wild with about the same frequency as jackalopes, while the unhealthy kind is turning into an epidemic.

On another note, I think this is a great-looking design, but I just can't get behind the sentiment. Surely this is a reference of some kind though? Did Sheldon say it on Big Bang maybe?



Narcissism is different from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. The former comes from Greek mythology and the latter is a contemporary personality disorder. One should not confuse the two terms.

That being said, this tee shirt certainly invites everyone to believe I'm a jerk. I think I'll pass.

theco2


quality posts: 47 Private Messages theco2
wkmtca wrote:reality?

That's funny!

According to Thesaurus.com, the synonym of narcissism:

  • humility
  • meekness
  • modesty
  • shyness
  • timidity



Symbolic2007


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Symbolic2007

Meh. The "It's not" and "if it's" are far too small and overshadowed in this design. From three feet away, it's just going to look like "NARCISSISM TRUE", which kinda destroys the message of my total and unwavering infallibility.

Metal is awesome, it's super-powerful and emotional, but at the end of the day we're dudes with long hair and guitars going "RAAAAAR!" -Devin Townsend

jrarey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jrarey

Wishing holiday Wooters more luck with today's WOOT than with this one from NINE days ago that still hasn't shipped and has apparently been abandoned by anything resembling actual customer service; http://home.woot.com/offers/candy-basket-salted-caramels-your-choice

S_H_A_M_E ON YOU WOOT!

(Betting I won't get a WOOT quality post nomination fer this one, doooo ya think!?)

wonderpance


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wonderpance

Do not but clothes or shoes from Woot. If it turns out that something doesn't fit they will not let you return it.

marceepauff


quality posts: 14 Private Messages marceepauff

*conceited

*antonym

Because I'm smarter than all of you.

vand3537


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vand3537
SasquatchBill wrote:Lovely design, but I can't help but think that the wording isn't right.
Narcisissm is just 'self love'. There's not really a logical judgement going on there, so 'true' isn't quite the right word... It'd either need to be something like "It's not Narcicissm if it's deserved" or "It's not Arrogance if it's true" or something like that.



those were my thoughts,

yes, it is still Narcissism

meanwhile


quality posts: 1 Private Messages meanwhile

Finally, a shirt that shows the world that the wearer is both a) kind of a jerk, and b) completely ignorant of the meanings of words.

I'm super sad that a plurality of people voted for this shirt. It's proof that democracy is a FAIL.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to first woot: 6m 7.224s
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sharkbait1221


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sharkbait1221

Ugh. I ordered the random 2 pack a couple of weeks ago. I found a woot package in the mail today, so I excitedly opened it to see what I'd gotten, only to find this shirt. Yeah, let's tell everyone I'm an referees. personal foul this shirt.