And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. God saw that the light was terrible, and hit the snooze button. God called the light "Monday," and he said how much he hated Mondays
And God said, "Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water." So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And God called the vault "an Earth taco" and there was the second day - Taco Tuesday.
Every day of the week has its own unique feel, mood, and drink special. Whether it's Thirsty Thursday, Taco Tuesday, Manic Mondays, or Humpy Wednesdays (that's what it's called, right?) there's something to celebrate - or loathe - about every day.