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Can't Gopher That

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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

So ludicrous laughter is assured.

Phighter


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Phighter

But I could totally gopher that sweet mustache.

torturegarden


quality posts: 4 Private Messages torturegarden

A Hall & Oates shirt? I just might have to snag this one, but need to sleep on it first. Abandoned Luncheonette is a phenomenally underrated record.

lordbowen


quality posts: 239 Private Messages lordbowen

I want to hear them hit the high notes!

juliaL719


quality posts: 0 Private Messages juliaL719

I have never hated those terrible Anvil shirts more.

I love H&O. With no trace of any kind of irony. I love them.

And I hate looking like a human bell, so I will pine from afar.

bolligra


quality posts: 33 Private Messages bolligra

No can do...


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

feloniousacronis


quality posts: 7 Private Messages feloniousacronis
juliaL719 wrote:I have never hated those terrible Anvil shirts more.

I love H&O. With no trace of any kind of irony. I love them.

And I hate looking like a human bell, so I will pine from afar.


If your love is true and sincere, a tailor will be your best friend.

martmann4


quality posts: 14 Private Messages martmann4

Shouldn't the back have a "not" sign over a can of dew?

Learn how to post a link:
[url]THE WEB ADDRESS[/url]
11 extra keystrokes, that show you care.

http://www.woot.com/Forums/languages/en-US/docs/bbcode.aspx <Like that.

graceandi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages graceandi

The perfect shirt to wear to this year's Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame induction!

SColburn


quality posts: 4 Private Messages SColburn

Yep. Stuck in my head all morning.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I guess I'll just have to imagine the party in the back on that blonde gopher...

CandaceO


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CandaceO

A former co-worker, a member of Gen Y, asked me (circa 2004) if I had ever heard of this band called Hall and Oates. He mistook my reaction--a stare and a dropped jaw--for a no and said, "Oh, I thought you might have heard of them. Apparently they were pretty big in the 80's."

I was less than 10 years older than he, but I felt old and shriveled at that moment. And now I feel ancient every blessed time I hear Hall and Oates. You will, too! You're welcome.

CandaceO


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CandaceO
juliaL719 wrote:I love H&O. With no trace of any kind of irony. I love them.


I am curious, then, where you stand on The Bird and the Bee? I really like their Hall and Oates stuff. As the album title implies, it is more interpretation than cover.

acraigl


quality posts: 43 Private Messages acraigl

Would have been SO much better without the words on it.

spikegirl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spikegirl

Thanks for the earworm!

murphicus


quality posts: 5 Private Messages murphicus
torturegarden wrote:A Hall & Oates shirt? I just might have to snag this one, but need to sleep on it first. Abandoned Luncheonette is a phenomenally underrated record.



AMEN! Freshman year in college the album found me - it was a perfect Friday afternoon lead into the weekend, before the keg!

Side One is phenomenally tight!
1. "When the Morning Comes" (Daryl Hall) – 3:12
2. "Had I Known You Better Then" (John Oates) – 3:22
3. "Las Vegas Turnaround (The Stewardess Song)" (Oates) – 2:57
4. "She's Gone" (Hall, Oates) – 5:15
5. "I'm Just a Kid (Don't Make Me Feel Like a Man)" (Oates) – 3:20

I Can't believe they left this out!
I'm Just a KID (Don't Make Me Feel Like A Man)

"Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth"

murphicus


quality posts: 5 Private Messages murphicus
juliaL719 wrote:I have never hated those terrible Anvil shirts more.

I love H&O. With no trace of any kind of irony. I love them.

And I hate looking like a human bell, so I will pine from afar.



This is not a flattering color for we in the over 50 set...

"Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth"

tmashek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tmashek

Snagged one of these for my brother who's a Hall & Oates fan, has a weird sense of humor and also has a birthday coming up.

As far as the song, here's my favorite version of it:

tburrell


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tburrell

Living in Minnesota, if this came in gold with maroon ink, I'd probably buy a dozen to hand out to all my Friends who are U of Mn fans

torturegarden


quality posts: 4 Private Messages torturegarden

[quote postid="5658333" user="murphicus"]AMEN! Freshman year in college the album found me - it was a perfect Friday afternoon lead into the weekend, before the keg!

I just ordered the shirt and dug out the LP. I'm down to two copies. I need to re-stock. I give them out to people that don't understand the power of some amazing moustache rock.

charwoman


quality posts: 9 Private Messages charwoman

I'm going to try and make my husband get one so I can enjoy it from the outside. Also he belongs in a punitentiary so it's right and good that he have this instead of me.

mkdr


quality posts: 35 Private Messages mkdr

I love this shirt, I saw it at the bottom of the email on my phone and immediately started cracking up! As a child of the 80's who grew up listening to all that great rock, I'm not sure I can pass this up. I'm tempted to buy one for my uncle who loves all things rock and introduced us to Hall & Oats...I haven't bought him a present for any occasion in years, but this is something I think he has to have!

forever fighting the urge to buy something just because it is cheap and cool...wait, it's cheap and cool, let me click that big yellow button!

charwoman


quality posts: 9 Private Messages charwoman
tmashek wrote:Snagged one of these for my brother who's a Hall & Oates fan, has a weird sense of humor and also has a birthday coming up.

As far as the song, here's my favorite version of it:




Too good! Thanks for sharing.

michaelvella


quality posts: 12 Private Messages michaelvella

For those fans, if you get the Palladia channel on you list of HiDef stations for cable/satellite, "Live From Daryl's House" is a pretty cool show with one half of Hall and Oates.
He has a great house band and different guests every show. Last one I saw was with Joe Walsh.

Neenie2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Neenie2
graceandi wrote:The perfect shirt to wear to this year's Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame induction!


^ This ^
Edited to note :
Only thing that bothers me *ever so slightly* is the G in gopher. If you're gonna print a shirt in cursive, make sure you get the capital G correct. http://www.janbrett.com/images/cursive_g_goat.jpg
By the way, my real name starts with a J. http://www.janbrett.com/alphabet/alphabet_tracers_cursive_j.htm

bradlinf


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bradlinf

Is it Ok that this shirt makes me hungry?

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to first woot: 2m 50.776s
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CandaceO


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CandaceO
Neenie2 wrote:Only thing that bothers me *ever so slightly* is the G in gopher. If you're gonna print a shirt in cursive, make sure you get the capital G correct.



I agree. My very first reaction was, "What does Jopher mean?"

cscapes


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cscapes

I'll wear this in "honor" of the office gopher...I mean intern:-)