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Speed to First Woot:
11m 12.993s
First Sucker:
kokonutzz
Last Wooter to Woot:
infiniteautomata
Last Purchase:
12 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 28% of Shirt Woots
Top 37% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
232

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 426 Private Messages lonelypond

A shirt for those of us who root for the true underdogs, the despicable inexorable B movie villians.

lordbowen


quality posts: 253 Private Messages lordbowen

I don't care if it is only January, this gets my vote for Shirt of the Year!

smittypap


quality posts: 6 Private Messages smittypap

ACK! ACK ACK AAACK! ACK ACK!!

Crap

dacrete


quality posts: 123 Private Messages dacrete

That's one scary red eyed alien.

julietbean


quality posts: 1 Private Messages julietbean

Awesome art!

...this should have been a pullover, though.

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

Look it's the international sign for mars attacks and sailor kissing girls shirt...

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

It's not unusual to be loved by any Martian...

redcore


quality posts: 2 Private Messages redcore

This is the first shirt I've wooted since 2010, to tell you how awesome it is. Great concept and art! I'm excited to wear it around, sans trousers.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 79 Private Messages oakenspirit

MUST GET OUT OF WIFE'S NO-MORE-SHIRTS ZONE-

Any thoughts? I cleaned the house yesterday- maybe I'll write her a ballad about her beauty-

This shirt is so great- then again, Should I expect less from Hilary White? I am beginning to think she is a GODDESS of weird-

agmb


quality posts: 0 Private Messages agmb
oakenspirit wrote:MUST GET OUT OF WIFE'S NO-MORE-SHIRTS ZONE-

Any thoughts? I cleaned the house yesterday- maybe I'll write her a ballad about her beauty-

This shirt is so great- then again, Should I expect less from Hilary White? I am beginning to think she is a GODDESS of weird-


Can't help you there. I'm in the HUSBAND'S NO-MORE-SHIRTS ZONE

vonmatrices


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vonmatrices

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Will you answer too?
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo

That means I offer my life to you to be my own
If you refuse me I will be blue, waiting all alone

But if when you hear my love call ringing clear
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
And I hear your answering echo so dear
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Then I will know our love will become true
You'll belong to me and I'll belong to you

Then I will know our love will become true
You'll belong to me and I'll belong to you

(source - http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/slim+whitman/indian+love+call_20272072.html)

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

A haiku:

So tragic really.
One can't kiss through glass helmets.
Only fogs you up.

Lbug


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Lbug

I like that New Mexico has "lots of wooters wooting".

lemurtx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lemurtx
agmb wrote:Can't help you there. I'm in the HUSBAND'S NO-MORE-SHIRTS ZONE



Is there a support group for us?

charwoman


quality posts: 9 Private Messages charwoman
skatimmy737 wrote:A haiku:

So tragic really.
One can't kiss through glass helmets.
Only fogs you up.



It would have been hard to get this to make sense if they had been chewing (and swapping) the "special gum".

Such fond memories of seeing this in the theater so many years ago

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

This is why I won't go on internet dating sites.

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck

Random trivia for the day:

Astronauts have velcro on the inside of their helmets to scratch when their nose itches.

tom760


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tom760

The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill.

Smelled like.....

eclectus


quality posts: 2 Private Messages eclectus
vonmatrices wrote:Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you



Great Caesar's ghost, how old ARE you?

Jamessir


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Jamessir

Love it but not on grey. Would bought one on blue.

I'm so easy a caveman could do me!

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

For some reason I thought this was an alien taking a bite out of a human lady's neck (or face) at first. Maybe that'll give someone ideas for a zombie version of this "pose". You can thank me later.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to first woot: 11m 10.225s
First sucker:kokonutzz
Last wooter to woot:myraparker
Last purchase:3 minutes ago

First day sales 197
First day posts 21

redcore


quality posts: 2 Private Messages redcore
safyrejet wrote:For some reason I thought this was an alien taking a bite out of a human lady's neck (or face) at first. Maybe that'll give someone ideas for a zombie version of this "pose". You can thank me later.



this is actually a pretty great idea L4D2 themed, even

jeebus2002


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeebus2002

I don't think I've ever seen a shirt that I immediately bought without even stopping to think about it before. Awesome.