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Thirdbase9


quality posts: 87 Private Messages Thirdbase9

This place is in serious need of an OSHA inspection.

I don't know.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Perfect for any fan of the original Gene Wilder movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"


Say what you will about Johnny Depp... but good ol' Gene was Johnny before Johnny was cool.


That's right... I said it. Gene was the ultimate Chocolate Factory hipster.

Allegro100


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Allegro100

Next up: An Oompa Loompa union-organizing slogan?

thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

dacrete


quality posts: 105 Private Messages dacrete

Chocolate undertow sounds good, but then the resizing process would be a must.

TheDesi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TheDesi

I love it! A design of Pure Imagination! Thank you.

lonelypond


quality posts: 415 Private Messages lonelypond

And people think the sugar is the dangerous part of candy ; ) Nice plot summary on a shirt, those are always fun.

Vote:

lordbowen


quality posts: 227 Private Messages lordbowen

Sweet deliciousness.

lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff

"Well done, Charlie!!"

Um, i mean Nathan!

Perfect lead up to Martin Luther King day, too, because Dr. MLK was very involved in improving workplace safety (learned that along with my kid last year when she was a winner in a poster contest for MLK day!!)

And PERFECT For me bc my kids were in this play over the summer and are in an unrelated reprise of it later this month at their school: So buying three totes for the Director, Choreographer and Musical Director!!

SQUEE!!!!!

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

And NOW I'm gonna have that oompa loompa song stuck in my head all night. Thanks a lot Woot.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle
safyrejet wrote:And NOW I'm gonna have that oompa loompa song stuck in my head all night. Thanks a lot Woot.



do you mean...this song?

heyytonytony


quality posts: 0 Private Messages heyytonytony

Would much love this as a poster for the office, ohoho

Is this where my name goes?

hitokage004


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hitokage004
JadenKale wrote:Perfect for any fan of the original Gene Wilder movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"


You mean "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" - "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is the book title and the Depp movie version.

chetelat


quality posts: 1 Private Messages chetelat

The book purist in me is a little sad that the fan blades are on the shirt. That one scene was proof that the movie Charlie wasn't morally superior to the other kids, just luckier. Book Charlie won because he was better behaved.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

♪ Come with me and you'll be... most likely in hospital. But free chocolate first!

This is great Nathan! ^__^

ciabelle


quality posts: 16 Private Messages ciabelle
chetelat wrote:The book purist in me is a little sad that the fan blades are on the shirt. That one scene was proof that the movie Charlie wasn't morally superior to the other kids, just luckier. Book Charlie won because he was better behaved.


Then you have forgotten the corporate espionage subplot, and how Charlie won by refusing to take part in it.

acraigl


quality posts: 41 Private Messages acraigl

Mmmmm... chocolate.

ClaudiaM


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ClaudiaM
ciabelle wrote:Then you have forgotten the corporate espionage subplot, and how Charlie won by refusing to take part in it.



Also, his misbehavior was at his grandfather's instigation, not out of pure entitlement like the others. (And was possibly inevitable/necessary in order for Wonka to test the espionage thing fully.)

I think I'd like this better sans text, but it's a fun design.

jsh139


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jsh139

I'll just leave this here...


Insert signature here.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Oh man. There's no warning about the psychedelic tunnel of pure madness!

netta68


quality posts: 1 Private Messages netta68

The tote option won't work???

amorphousalias


quality posts: 5 Private Messages amorphousalias
netta68 wrote:The tote option won't work???



Unselect a t-shirt size maybe?

ParadiseDave


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ParadiseDave

Do any of the shirts/totes include a Golden Ticket?

skopi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages skopi

Please stop designing good shirts. I just cannot walk away. Quit taking my money.

pinsandnoodles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pinsandnoodles

yay its finally arrived! awesome work

agingdragqueen


quality posts: 119 Private Messages agingdragqueen

Staff

netta68 wrote:The tote option won't work???



Make sure to select tote in the first drop down and "one-size" in the second!


bigshtank


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bigshtank

Willy Wonka was a murdering psychopath.

Read here - http://fantheories.wikia.com/wiki/Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory

dacrete


quality posts: 105 Private Messages dacrete

I might have to get a tote and fill it with chocolate.

teeje


quality posts: 3 Private Messages teeje

Is there a snozberry warning? Re: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie/

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elvenraistlin


quality posts: 1 Private Messages elvenraistlin
JadenKale wrote:Perfect for any fan of the original Gene Wilder movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"


Say what you will about Johnny Depp... but good ol' Gene was Johnny before Johnny was cool.


That's right... I said it. Gene was the ultimate Chocolate Factory hipster.



The original movie was "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" Go home, you are drunk on chocolate.

spiderdad


quality posts: 2 Private Messages spiderdad

To be completely accurate, they did reverse the resizing process with a taffy stretcher. (OUCH!!!) ;-)

This is a great shirt!!

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138
chetelat wrote:The book purist in me is a little sad that the fan blades are on the shirt. That one scene was proof that the movie Charlie wasn't morally superior to the other kids, just luckier. Book Charlie won because he was better behaved.



Then shouldn't you also be sadder because of the bad egg instead of the bad nut?

Our 5th grade teacher read this to us (plus The Great Glass Elevator) - wish I could track him down and thank him.

I like both movie versions. And possibly "Willy" better than "Charlie" because its been around a lot longer.

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138
teeje wrote:Is there a snozberry warning? Re: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie/



When we went shopping yesterday, I asked the wife if we need any Snozzberries.

hockeyham


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hockeyham

Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka) had no love for the rebooted "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory":

http://news.moviefone.com/2013/06/14/gene-wilder-charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory-insult/

Me.

thompsongrapes


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thompsongrapes
chetelat wrote:The book purist in me...



There was a book?

hockeyham


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hockeyham
thompsongrapes wrote:There was a book?



Willy Wonka was based off the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Amazon

Me.

smithfarmer


quality posts: 2 Private Messages smithfarmer
chetelat wrote:The book purist in me is a little sad that the fan blades are on the shirt. That one scene was proof that the movie Charlie wasn't morally superior to the other kids, just luckier. Book Charlie won because he was better behaved.



You must have forgotten about the part when movie Charlie was confronted about his transgressions. He knew he had done wrong and was contrite and apologetic. As true act of contrition, he returned the Everlasting Gobstopper. That is why he won.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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triplethreat3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages triplethreat3

I wanted to order a tote, but it won't come up for me to order. It stays on "tee"