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Quality Posts


lordbowen


quality posts: 288 Private Messages lordbowen

Sarcasm? Que es sarcasm?

krittikae


quality posts: 23 Private Messages krittikae

I'm not sure, but I may have just experienced a sarcastic shirt about sarcasm. It's like fishbiscuit5 is privy to my innermost thoughts!

lonelypond


quality posts: 450 Private Messages lonelypond

Ah, the subtle beauty of attempting humor expressed best by intonation via text. Or as the hashtag might read #spellitout



safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

*amused eyeroll* Getting a little meta don'tcha think?

jblood


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jblood

I like!

But I think it would have been even better had fishbiscuit5 used sartalics for "totally". You know, sartalics - the sarcastic font - backward-leaning italics to show sarcasm!

Really. No, really!

ikeray


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ikeray

why not include the sarcmark?



I am SOO getting this shirt ;)

neovenator


quality posts: 9 Private Messages neovenator

*Jeez* I wish this wasn't on a blue shirt. I love the design, but I hate that blue color. It just looks terrible on me (and, in my opinion, most other people, too).

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

But if you always write with sarcasm, is it really sarcastic anymore?

kevlar51


quality posts: 47 Private Messages kevlar51

I've never heard of sarcasm on the internet.

congrats Fishbiscuit5

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 39 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Thanks a lot for printing my design today, woot. No really! I mean it! Thank you!







omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano

I don't get it ;)

basharoftheages


quality posts: 0 Private Messages basharoftheages

Woot really likes its Poe shirts, doesn't it? ;)

caffeine_dude


quality posts: 13 Private Messages caffeine_dude

Please don't delete this post, I am trying, honest!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Sometimes all it takes for a winning design is a simple design and well-positioned text. I unsarcastically approve!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 223 Private Messages Spiritgreen

First the internet is drunk, and now it doesn't get sarcasm. Are you trying to hurt its feelings?

tlrowe


quality posts: 7 Private Messages tlrowe

This shirts is soooo original...

oakenspirit


quality posts: 92 Private Messages oakenspirit

I wonder if as many people would be sarcastic if it were called Sargasm-

Grats on another print Fishy- /highfives


KyleDShields


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KyleDShields

For a minute I thought the design was two upside down dolphins, I don't know why.

JenToTheT


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JenToTheT
KyleDShields wrote:For a minute I thought the design was two upside down dolphins, I don't know why.



It's ok. I thought the same thing.

emccoyii


quality posts: 8 Private Messages emccoyii

Sarcasm.

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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