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James Garfield

Speed to First Woot:
2m 54.559s
First Sucker:
beachtown
Last Wooter to Woot:
flechewounds
Last Purchase:
4 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 27% of Shirt Woots
Top 36% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
194

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts


chipgreen


quality posts: 207 Private Messages chipgreen

Looks like he is patiently waiting for some lasagna.

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

Could also pass for a Simpsons' regular...get him a Duff.

Love mysteries? Want a mix of gay + straight characters? With a bit of Poe? Try my book, darn it ; ) In The Bleak December.

lordbowen


quality posts: 310 Private Messages lordbowen

HaHaHa. Instant classic!


JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

His name used to be: James "Jon Arbuckle" Garfield.

dacrete


quality posts: 156 Private Messages dacrete

Garfield...Does this make it count as a cat shirt?

NuLLx42


quality posts: 1 Private Messages NuLLx42

Too soon, woot. Too soon...

thumperchick


quality posts: 253 Private Messages thumperchick

So, he likes lasagna and hates Mondays, right?

lstaff


quality posts: 204 Private Messages lstaff

Now I get it.

JamiMCox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JamiMCox

Cute shirt.

JamiMCox

robio


quality posts: 42 Private Messages robio

Don't feel compelled to buy one, but can't...stop...laughing!

0x776F6F7421


quality posts: 5 Private Messages 0x776F6F7421

If this were a game, it would be over.

Excellent.

pinsandnoodles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pinsandnoodles

Nice one!

Bezalel


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Bezalel

It's somewhat interesting that the first sucker is beachtown. Is this a reference to Elberon, NJ?

orabbit


quality posts: 31 Private Messages orabbit

First shirt I've bought in a while. It's for my son, who loves the fact that there was a president Garfield.

krittikae


quality posts: 25 Private Messages krittikae

If you wear this shirt, watch out for assassins!

gracepiranha


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gracepiranha

So if I wear this shirt, will I be served lasagna or shot?

caramelarrow


quality posts: 14 Private Messages caramelarrow

Best shirt for Presidents' Day in a few weeks!

07/11/14

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

James Abram Garfield died September 19th 1881, choking on his second tray of lasagna.

(citation needed)

merd919


quality posts: 0 Private Messages merd919

Berke Breathed made a similar joke in "Bloom County" over twenty years ago.

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
merd919 wrote:Berke Breathed made a similar joke in "Bloom County" over twenty years ago.



Thanks! I know I had seen it before but couldn't remember where. You saved me from googling.

Mr. Breathed's lawyers will be contacting Woot shortly.

dacrete


quality posts: 156 Private Messages dacrete

nscott89


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nscott89

... Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

garyhobson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages garyhobson
nscott89 wrote:... Am I the only one who doesn't get it?



I came to the comments hoping not to be the only one confuzzled, so there are at least two of us -- like Elaine and the New Yorker cartoon on Seinfeld

natedogg828


quality posts: 4 Private Messages natedogg828
blue_94_trooper wrote:Thanks! I know I had seen it before but couldn't remember where. You saved me from googling.

Mr. Breathed's lawyers will be contacting Woot shortly.



me too, couldn't find it when I tried searching and had to give up quickly being at work and all

126 Woots to date across all sites (now Woot! says I am better than everyone else) including 7 Bags of Crap...snagged a Big ol' Crybaby (#6) to secure my black square!
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TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot:
2m 53.442s

First Sucker:
beachtown

Last Wooter to Woot:
kkoernig

Last Purchase:
10 minutes ago

Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 29% of all Woots

Woots Sold:
159
First day posts 24