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Quality Posts


zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Wear this shirt: to a job interview.

lordbowen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages lordbowen

No narcissism here.

dacrete


quality posts: 94 Private Messages dacrete

Just pondering what might be in the glass.

massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

Hey wait a second... Where did you get a picture of me?! Did I give you permission to use it?! Huh?! Huh???!!!! Oh, this is so TYPICAL [sobbing]

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

The shirt to wear as armor in an increasingly less private world.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 86 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Some times a glass is just a glass.

I don't know.

Momster


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Momster

Specimen sample?

SolaraGuy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SolaraGuy

cdrewlow


quality posts: 8 Private Messages cdrewlow

He's so cure! No wonder water is our most precious resource.

ncowick


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ncowick

Yay! Big thanks to woot for the editors choice print today. Definitely made it a glass half full day for me

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 86 Private Messages Thirdbase9
SolaraGuy wrote:



What if it is in a vacuum?

I don't know.

Uriel238


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Uriel238

The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

Uriel238


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Uriel238
Thirdbase9 wrote:What if it is in a vacuum?



Then the water quickly boils off and escapes the glass.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 72 Private Messages oakenspirit

Congrats on the print man- My solution to this problem was always to JUST KEEP DRINKING-


ambassadordeath7


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ambassadordeath7

If only the glass would speak out and let us know which direction the water travelled prior to cessation, the question would be answered and it would no longer be unnecessarily analyzed. For if the water was entering the glass and stopped, glass would be half full of water, and if the water was being removed, glass would be half empty.
Please, speak out glass; give us the missing variable, and the others will stop analyzing you.
Let's give glass a break; let it provide the variable so it can finally be at peace without worrying about our analytical nature. No, that doesn't mean break the glass. We're here to resolve the equation that has led to glass' mistreatment; we're not here to destroy glass' physical form.

crythias


quality posts: 2 Private Messages crythias

Who drank from my glass?

Also, re: the text on the shirt itself, Do you consider being analyzed a good thing or a bad thing?

jolator


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jolator

I wish I knew what the shirt says! When I look at WOOT on my mobile device, the price overlays the product pictures. Most of the time it's no big deal, but it keeps me from seeing what's printed on the top of shirts.

pinsandnoodles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pinsandnoodles
jolator wrote:I wish I knew what the shirt says! When I look at WOOT on my mobile device, the price overlays the product pictures. Most of the time it's no big deal, but it keeps me from seeing what's printed on the top of shirts.



I was just thinking the same thing, I wish it wouldn't do that!
Nice shirt today, congrats ncowick

ambassadordeath7


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ambassadordeath7
pinsandnoodles wrote:I was just thinking the same thing, I wish it wouldn't do that!
Nice shirt today, congrats ncowick



Try touching the picture, it's a hyperlink to the shirt's page. Then, you can touch the picture and the price will slide out of the way, and you can swipe the image to see additional images.
This works on both my iPhone and my Galaxy, so it may work for both of you as well.

oneknightr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages oneknightr

Am I the only one who thought this was blue milk from Star Wars??

kittyteaser


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kittyteaser

Being that the glass is full of 'urine' and is being analyzed... I can presume this...

The test is complete, and has turned blue...

Congratulations! You're pregnant!

fredramsey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fredramsey

Bottom half is water. Top half is air. The glass is always full.

bsmith1


quality posts: 102 Private Messages bsmith1

I was going to give the artist a hard time about how the bottom of the glass is more narrow and thus holds less volume. So, if the water line is halfway up the glass, there is actually more air in the glass than water...BUT

The artist did a really good job getting the ratios correct for the volume of the glass. I can't really tell from my half-ass job if it's exact...maybe more water than air actually!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

That's some dry humor from a glass of water.

JenToTheT


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JenToTheT
bsmith1 wrote:I was going to give the artist a hard time about how the bottom of the glass is more narrow and thus holds less volume. So, if the water line is halfway up the glass, there is actually more air in the glass than water...BUT

The artist did a really good job getting the ratios correct for the volume of the glass. I can't really tell from my half-ass job if it's exact...maybe more water than air actually!



That's a lot of work to figure out a shirt.

bsmith1


quality posts: 102 Private Messages bsmith1
JenToTheT wrote:That's a lot of work to figure out a shirt.



Well, any sane person wouldn't want to waltz 'round wearing a shirt about a cup being half full/empty and it's not exactly half. You'd just look silly.

bradlinf


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bradlinf

I always feel like... somebody's watching me.

micahbradshaw


quality posts: 1 Private Messages micahbradshaw

Does the location of the face suggest the artist's answer to this famous question?

wazzitallmean?


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wazzitallmean?

...with an attitude like that, clearly it's half empty.

theco2


quality posts: 48 Private Messages theco2

I don't care if it's half empty or half full. Either way, it's going to be 100% empty, in a couple minutes.

...or is that 0% full?


TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to first woot: 2m 20.660s
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dpostman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dpostman
jolator wrote:I wish I knew what the shirt says! When I look at WOOT on my mobile device, the price overlays the product pictures. Most of the time it's no big deal, but it keeps me from seeing what's printed on the top of shirts.



You would think that Woot/Amazon would do a better job for Mobile users. But, maybe there's an app for that. (I just don't want to have an app for every website out there)