After realizing I phoned it in, I decided to actually make a craft with my ASSS.
Here is my ASSS craft: a t-shirt tote bag!
To prep - Get your shears, needle, pins, thread, measuring tape, and fabric pencil.
Then - Cut the sleeves and collar out of your shirt, making sure to not cut into the design, unless you got for that sort of thing.
Then pin and backstitch your hem and... **poof**
I am going to try to pull off making flowers out of the sleeves, but I'm not optimistic.
ETA - Made the Rag Flowers out of the sleeves!
I messed up the first one, pretty badly - but the second turned out pretty cute!
Then I made one out of the collar using a different method.
Things I learned - You can make like, 3 things out of one shirt! Also, I super suck at making flowers out of tshirts.