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A Sweet Ending

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Quality Posts


lordbowen


quality posts: 243 Private Messages lordbowen

R.I.P. Mrs. Butterworth.

lonelypond


quality posts: 423 Private Messages lonelypond

PANCAKES!!! Also, Hillary White's designs have a delightful tilt.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

this made me LOLIRL, thanks Hilary!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 92 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.

I don't know.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

I think it would be very disturbing to come down to breakfast and see this.

zyxomma100


quality posts: 8 Private Messages zyxomma100

Looking down at Butterworth's demise are the Connors and a very battered Aunt Jemima.

(Ha! Battered! Get it?)

krittikae


quality posts: 21 Private Messages krittikae

I know my pancakes always taste a little sweeter with a side of untimely death.

thumperchick


quality posts: 239 Private Messages thumperchick

Parting is such sweet sorrow.
(I know, I'm MRS. terrible puns. I'm just trying to BUTTER you up, hope it was WORTH it.)

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

This is a great mixture of hilarious, and completely and utterly disturbing.

sabru8


quality posts: 54 Private Messages sabru8

So this makes Aunt Jemima the good witch...

lichme


quality posts: 2856 Private Messages lichme

Not sure if it is the maple loving Canadian in me, or the Pancake loving American, but this shirt is awesome.

lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff

I never did like pancake syrup.

massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

In Soviet Russia, pancakes eat you.

LarryLars


quality posts: 65 Private Messages LarryLars

I know someone who isn't sorry to see her go ...



Funny shirt! Thanks for the laff.


!

Have you checked your Private Messages lately?

hearnoevil99


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hearnoevil99

Would be an equally awesome shirt if the only thing coming up from the puddle was a thumbs up(ala t2)- that would generate quite a few chuckles methinks and you could mock people who had to ask you what it meant. dual awesomeness!

lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff

Would i be WICKED to SCARE you, or get you all FIRED up, by suggesting she actually goes with STRAWberry pancakes??

(Even worse puns!)

ambassadordeath7


quality posts: 10 Private Messages ambassadordeath7

I hope everyone gets to see the spread they've done on Mrs. Butterworth. I've already told my wife to check out this shirt.

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

I see the obvious Wizard of Oz reference here, but I would never call Mrs. Butterworth the Wicked Witch of the West..she's too sweet for that!

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

Who knew, pancakes are murder.

DavidHart


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DavidHart
Quasiskunk wrote:I see the obvious Wizard of Oz reference here, but I would never call Mrs. Butterworth the Wicked Witch of the West..she's too sweet for that!



Actually, if it isn't pure dark maple syrup, it's just plain evil...

ueberRegenbogen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ueberRegenbogen
zyxomma100 wrote:Looking down at Butterworth's demise are the Connors and a very battered Aunt Jemima.
(Ha! Battered! Get it?)


You just caused me to realise that the fake stressed look (which i normally dislike) is a quiet (perhaps unintentional) pun.

mrbarister


quality posts: 29 Private Messages mrbarister

Am I the only one who hears the fat lady singing when I see this shirt? Oh wait, maybe it's coming through the paper thin walls of my apartment.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Today we play: pancakes or like like?

joef8577


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joef8577

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 92 Private Messages Thirdbase9

I guess I'm the only one seeing the end of Planet of the Apes with the Statue of Liberty sticking up.

I don't know.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 79 Private Messages oakenspirit

I can think of few better ways to start your monday than Hilary White Randomness... well- pancakes AND HWR....



omarfeliciano


quality posts: 34 Private Messages omarfeliciano

The killer was Aunt Jemima's, in the kitchen, with the egg beater...

caramelarrow


quality posts: 14 Private Messages caramelarrow

Would have been great for folks to wear tomorrow for Shrove Tuesday, AKA Fat Tuesday, AKA PANCAKE Tuesday! Overnight might get it there in time, if not they can save it to wear next year. PANCAKE Tuesday comes around every year.... but then again, any day can be a PANCAKE day!! Forks up, everyone!

07/11/14

rockytrh


quality posts: 4 Private Messages rockytrh
Thirdbase9 wrote:I guess I'm the only one seeing the end of Planet of the Apes with the Statue of Liberty sticking up.



This is exactly what I thought of when I saw it.

Get your hands off my syrup, you damn, dirty crapes.

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138

i am DEFYING you to make light of the GRAVITY of the situation.

JenToTheT


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JenToTheT

So perfect!

kate31


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kate31

Tomorrow is International Pancake Day! Can we get them in time?

agingdragqueen


quality posts: 126 Private Messages agingdragqueen

Staff

kate31 wrote:Tomorrow is International Pancake Day! Can we get them in time?



Unfortunately no, or at least not any more- we have a noon-ish cut off for overnight orders, so you'd get this one Wednesday if you ordered now with overnight shipping.


rawrbot5000


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rawrbot5000
hearnoevil99 wrote:Would be an equally awesome shirt if the only thing coming up from the puddle was a thumbs up(ala t2)- that would generate quite a few chuckles methinks and you could mock people who had to ask you what it meant. dual awesomeness!


Was thinking the exact same thing.

bsmith1


quality posts: 103 Private Messages bsmith1


You maniacs! You blew it up!

It's called a sweet ending. This is how planet of the apes ended. Wizard of oz ended with Dorothy waking up in kansas. Artist's ruling?

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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