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dacrete


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Ummmm...Nice teeth?

sabru8


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Something tells me this place doesn't really serve chicken.

zekecatz


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Mom. What's for dinn—uh, never mind, I'm not hungry.

lichme


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massha10


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Oooh how PRECIOUS!!! You got me dinner!

lordbowen


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Gollum shillin' chicken. Er, no.


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bsmith1


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"It's the bones that make them crunchy!"

lonelypond


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zekecatz wrote:Mom. What's for dinn—uh, never mind, I'm not hungry.



Yep. The opposite of causing a food craving, although I do wonder if you find the occasional ring in your meal.

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sethjesse


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Did anyone else immediately wonder what happened to Gollum's 9th tooth?

DavidHart


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On the plus side Golum could advertise that it is a "Natural Food" with no processing,...

...but I'm not sure that this product would pass a food inspection...

jsh139


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Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?

Insert signature here.

oakenspirit


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You guys heard the government is making them change the name to TCB, right? Apparently, the birdses are SO CORRUPTED by the ring that they are but a wraith of the creature being advertised...


aperfecttool72


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I'd rather have some po-ta-toes!

http://youtu.be/ihMMw0rnKz4

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 45 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Man, I'm soooo tempted on getting that Apron!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Two different quotes pertaining to two different Smeagol snacks: crunchable birdses and fish, so juicy sweet.

My understanding is that MFC (Middle-earth Foraged Cuisine) serves both mixed together raw in a bowl that fits in your car's cup holder.

idontkn1


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Am I the only one who looked at this design and immediately thought, "I didn't realize that Christopher Kimball was THAT popular?"

thecrump


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idontkn1 wrote:Am I the only one who looked at this design and immediately thought, "I didn't realize that Christopher Kimball was THAT popular?"



Once he got over Nancy (Chris was just a rebound fling for Sid) and then Chris got contacts, his career skyrocketed.

All the way to the P B S.

michaelvella


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lordbowen wrote:Gollum shillin' chicken. Er, no.



It's a living.

DarthTagnan


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If woot starts selling aprons, as well as shirts, my bank account is doomed.

bradlinf


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Gollum on a shirt= must have.

millerparkbound


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I am sorry but if Gollum likes his fish raw, I am guessing he does not have any oil to fry his chicken in.

bsmith1


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millerparkbound wrote:I am sorry but if Gollum likes his fish raw, I am guessing he does not have any oil to fry his chicken in.



Who said anything about frying them?

dmaz


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Just riddled with inaccuracies...

"Teeth! teeth! my preciousss; but we only has six!"

Despite the extra teeth, the design did me me lol, pretty good Well done

bsmith1


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dmaz wrote:Just riddled with inaccuracies...

"Teeth! teeth! my preciousss; but we only has six!"

Despite the extra teeth, the design did me me lol, pretty good Well done



Some of those aren't teeth; they're crunchy bridses bones.

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crimsonmoik


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In the "features" section it says an apron is an option (there is also a picture of an apron as well), however there seems to be no option to choose an apron. Will this be added as a choice?

ThunderThighs


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crimsonmoik wrote:In the "features" section it says an apron is an option (there is also a picture of an apron as well), however there seems to be no option to choose an apron. Will this be added as a choice?


We only offer the alternative offers (totes, aprons, etc.) on the first day of the sale. Keep watching the Plus sales though. Never know when it might turn up.

There's a link in my signature to a list of All Plus Sales. It's updated weekdays by around 9:30am CT.


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FatJ


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sethjesse wrote:Did anyone else immediately wonder what happened to Gollum's 9th tooth?



Yes I did.

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FatJ


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DarthTagnan wrote:If woot starts selling aprons, as well as shirts, my bank account is doomed.



Starts? Ive bought many!

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FatJ


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bsmith1 wrote:Some of those aren't teeth; they're crunchy bridses bones.



In The Hobbit movie he said nine. So hes actually missing one.

Adrian S Jones

nyhcx516x


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Really hope to see this come back as an apron!

davideras44


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Bring back the apron!!!

beckenai


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This is just so-so as a tee design, but AWESOME on an apron. Bring back the apron already!!