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Tasty Crunchable Birdses

Speed to First Woot:
2m 24.662s
First Sucker:
reviler
Last Wooter to Woot:
SHunter001
Last Purchase:
8 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1173

Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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Quality Posts


dacrete


quality posts: 146 Private Messages dacrete

Ummmm...Nice teeth?

sabru8


quality posts: 59 Private Messages sabru8

Something tells me this place doesn't really serve chicken.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Mom. What's for dinn—uh, never mind, I'm not hungry.

lichme


quality posts: 3125 Private Messages lichme

massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

Oooh how PRECIOUS!!! You got me dinner!

lordbowen


quality posts: 290 Private Messages lordbowen

Gollum shillin' chicken. Er, no.

bsmith1


quality posts: 106 Private Messages bsmith1


"It's the bones that make them crunchy!"

lonelypond


quality posts: 450 Private Messages lonelypond
zekecatz wrote:Mom. What's for dinn—uh, never mind, I'm not hungry.



Yep. The opposite of causing a food craving, although I do wonder if you find the occasional ring in your meal.



sethjesse


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sethjesse

Did anyone else immediately wonder what happened to Gollum's 9th tooth?

DavidHart


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DavidHart

On the plus side Golum could advertise that it is a "Natural Food" with no processing,...

...but I'm not sure that this product would pass a food inspection...

jsh139


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jsh139

Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?

Insert signature here.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 92 Private Messages oakenspirit

You guys heard the government is making them change the name to TCB, right? Apparently, the birdses are SO CORRUPTED by the ring that they are but a wraith of the creature being advertised...


aperfecttool72


quality posts: 7 Private Messages aperfecttool72

I'd rather have some po-ta-toes!

http://youtu.be/ihMMw0rnKz4

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Man, I'm soooo tempted on getting that Apron!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Two different quotes pertaining to two different Smeagol snacks: crunchable birdses and fish, so juicy sweet.

My understanding is that MFC (Middle-earth Foraged Cuisine) serves both mixed together raw in a bowl that fits in your car's cup holder.

idontkn1


quality posts: 4 Private Messages idontkn1

Am I the only one who looked at this design and immediately thought, "I didn't realize that Christopher Kimball was THAT popular?"

thecrump


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thecrump
idontkn1 wrote:Am I the only one who looked at this design and immediately thought, "I didn't realize that Christopher Kimball was THAT popular?"



Once he got over Nancy (Chris was just a rebound fling for Sid) and then Chris got contacts, his career skyrocketed.

All the way to the P B S.

michaelvella


quality posts: 12 Private Messages michaelvella
lordbowen wrote:Gollum shillin' chicken. Er, no.



It's a living.

DarthTagnan


quality posts: 2 Private Messages DarthTagnan

If woot starts selling aprons, as well as shirts, my bank account is doomed.

bradlinf


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bradlinf

Gollum on a shirt= must have.

millerparkbound


quality posts: 1 Private Messages millerparkbound

I am sorry but if Gollum likes his fish raw, I am guessing he does not have any oil to fry his chicken in.

bsmith1


quality posts: 106 Private Messages bsmith1
millerparkbound wrote:I am sorry but if Gollum likes his fish raw, I am guessing he does not have any oil to fry his chicken in.



Who said anything about frying them?

dmaz


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dmaz

Just riddled with inaccuracies...

"Teeth! teeth! my preciousss; but we only has six!"

Despite the extra teeth, the design did me me lol, pretty good Well done

bsmith1


quality posts: 106 Private Messages bsmith1
dmaz wrote:Just riddled with inaccuracies...

"Teeth! teeth! my preciousss; but we only has six!"

Despite the extra teeth, the design did me me lol, pretty good Well done



Some of those aren't teeth; they're crunchy bridses bones.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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crimsonmoik


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crimsonmoik

In the "features" section it says an apron is an option (there is also a picture of an apron as well), however there seems to be no option to choose an apron. Will this be added as a choice?

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 605 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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crimsonmoik wrote:In the "features" section it says an apron is an option (there is also a picture of an apron as well), however there seems to be no option to choose an apron. Will this be added as a choice?


We only offer the alternative offers (totes, aprons, etc.) on the first day of the sale. Keep watching the Plus sales though. Never know when it might turn up.

There's a link in my signature to a list of All Plus Sales. It's updated weekdays by around 9:30am CT.




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FatJ


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sethjesse wrote:Did anyone else immediately wonder what happened to Gollum's 9th tooth?



Yes I did.

Adrian S Jones

FatJ


quality posts: 0 Private Messages FatJ
DarthTagnan wrote:If woot starts selling aprons, as well as shirts, my bank account is doomed.



Starts? Ive bought many!

Adrian S Jones

FatJ


quality posts: 0 Private Messages FatJ
bsmith1 wrote:Some of those aren't teeth; they're crunchy bridses bones.



In The Hobbit movie he said nine. So hes actually missing one.

Adrian S Jones

nyhcx516x


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nyhcx516x

Really hope to see this come back as an apron!

davideras44


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davideras44

Bring back the apron!!!

beckenai


quality posts: 0 Private Messages beckenai

This is just so-so as a tee design, but AWESOME on an apron. Bring back the apron already!!