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Bread Ninja

Speed to First Woot:
6m 22.664s
First Sucker:
xaithian
Last Wooter to Woot:
qmc0alpha2
Last Purchase:
18 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 24% of Shirt Woots
Top 41% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
208

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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Quality Posts


Thirdbase9


quality posts: 97 Private Messages Thirdbase9

#1. The best thing since pictures and slogans on t-shirts.

I don't know.

dfunk29


quality posts: 50 Private Messages dfunk29

The best thing since ninjas on Woot t-shirts!

lonelypond


quality posts: 435 Private Messages lonelypond

It's the toastiest : )

lstaff


quality posts: 202 Private Messages lstaff

It's like there was a hidden camera in my kitchen!!

(Truth: I have tried Ninja-ing, on a variety of food items.)

allofthesnarks


quality posts: 2 Private Messages allofthesnarks

Bread perishes yet again in the never ending blood and crumb feud with its natural enemy, the ninja.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 35 Private Messages omarfeliciano

A Pirate would do it better...

lichme


quality posts: 3016 Private Messages lichme

This used to be toast. The real skill here was turning it back to bread.

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

...and for dessert...

dacrete


quality posts: 134 Private Messages dacrete

Where's the butter ninja shirt?

lordbowen


quality posts: 267 Private Messages lordbowen

The best thing since sliced bread? No longer exists.

Triosinal


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Triosinal

It just looks to me like a ninja struck a pose while someone threw some Wonderbread near him.

Or maybe he was standing there minding his own business, but was put on his guard when the Wonderbread was incoming. "No! I'm gluten free!!!"

wkmtca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wkmtca

shouldn't the 2nd offering be on an apron, not a sweatshirt?

spiek


quality posts: 3 Private Messages spiek

Which came first? The ninja or the Samurai?

corwyn74


quality posts: 0 Private Messages corwyn74

If only this were a bread samurai picture, I'd buy one. Then I could wear it either when I bake bread or when I go teach my Japanese sword class.

Bowl of Cereal Score:
05/26/2010

oakenspirit


quality posts: 86 Private Messages oakenspirit

This just brought me back to my to my teenage years- anyone ever play Kingdom o' Magic?

Solid design!

danmayzing


quality posts: 2 Private Messages danmayzing

From the thumbnail I thought it was a sliced ham... now I'm just disappointed and still want ham.

ISO30


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ISO30

Sweet! Reminds me of John Belushi's Samurai Delicatessen sketch.

krittikae


quality posts: 23 Private Messages krittikae

The much anticipated sequel to Fruit Ninja falls short of expectation.

ksmm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ksmm

Ninja should be using a bread peel instead of a sword. Then it would be perfect -- oh, and also if the design were available on an apron, as wkmtca already pointed out.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 97 Private Messages Thirdbase9

He left the crusts on.

I don't know.

TheDesi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TheDesi

Samurai Delicatessen John Belushi and Buck Henry SNL Jan 17, 1976.



video of skit is here.
https://screen.yahoo.com/samurai-delicatessen-000000556.html

safyrejet


quality posts: 122 Private Messages safyrejet

Now all we need is to get that ninja to repeat this about 100 times with the exact same midair swing in order to figure out whether bread tends to land one side up or another after being sliced in midair because that's totally important to know. Know what, we should get the ninja geek to just build a robot to replicate a ninja midair slice. Remove the variables.

I have often wondered at the reason for sliced bread being part of that phrase as if sliced bread where somehow the pinnacle of best things ever. No, just no. I can think of a lot of better things. Thank you woot writers. It's good to know I'm not alone there.

TJMaximus


quality posts: 4 Private Messages TJMaximus

Does Bread Ninja pop up by itself, to run as a background process on your phone like a certain unnamed cousin?

pointer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pointer

The ad writer has obviously never faced unsliced bread.

ctownclown


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ctownclown

But he didn't even use a bread knife.. Amateur move, Ninja, amateur move

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 6m 12.772s
First Sucker: xaithian
Last Wooter to Woot: G2004210
Last Purchase: 8 minutes ago


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