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#1. The best thing since pictures and slogans on t-shirts.
The best thing since ninjas on Woot t-shirts!
It's the toastiest : )
It's like there was a hidden camera in my kitchen!!
(Truth: I have tried Ninja-ing, on a variety of food items.)
Bread perishes yet again in the never ending blood and crumb feud with its natural enemy, the ninja.
A Pirate would do it better...
This used to be toast. The real skill here was turning it back to bread.
...and for dessert...
Where's the butter ninja shirt?
The best thing since sliced bread? No longer exists.
It just looks to me like a ninja struck a pose while someone threw some Wonderbread near him.
Or maybe he was standing there minding his own business, but was put on his guard when the Wonderbread was incoming. "No! I'm gluten free!!!"
shouldn't the 2nd offering be on an apron, not a sweatshirt?
Which came first? The ninja or the Samurai?
If only this were a bread samurai picture, I'd buy one. Then I could wear it either when I bake bread or when I go teach my Japanese sword class.
This just brought me back to my to my teenage years- anyone ever play Kingdom o' Magic?
From the thumbnail I thought it was a sliced ham... now I'm just disappointed and still want ham.
Sweet! Reminds me of John Belushi's Samurai Delicatessen sketch.
The much anticipated sequel to Fruit Ninja falls short of expectation.
Ninja should be using a bread peel instead of a sword. Then it would be perfect -- oh, and also if the design were available on an apron, as wkmtca already pointed out.
He left the crusts on.
Samurai Delicatessen John Belushi and Buck Henry SNL Jan 17, 1976.
video of skit is here.
Now all we need is to get that ninja to repeat this about 100 times with the exact same midair swing in order to figure out whether bread tends to land one side up or another after being sliced in midair because that's totally important to know. Know what, we should get the ninja geek to just build a robot to replicate a ninja midair slice. Remove the variables.
I have often wondered at the reason for sliced bread being part of that phrase as if sliced bread where somehow the pinnacle of best things ever. No, just no. I can think of a lot of better things. Thank you woot writers. It's good to know I'm not alone there.
Does Bread Ninja pop up by itself, to run as a background process on your phone like a certain unnamed cousin?
The ad writer has obviously never faced unsliced bread.
But he didn't even use a bread knife.. Amateur move, Ninja, amateur move
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