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In The Stars

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Quality Posts


shortman


quality posts: 73 Private Messages shortman

roseangelo


quality posts: 5 Private Messages roseangelo

This is one of those designs that doesn't interest me at all as a t-shirt, but it would make a great poster.

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Congrats Travis! Glad to see a design like this as one of the top three.

lordbowen


quality posts: 305 Private Messages lordbowen

Another great Oakenspirit design. And my new favorite motto.


sabru8


quality posts: 63 Private Messages sabru8

This write-up is a quality post.

djkittn


quality posts: 8 Private Messages djkittn

Love the quote, love the design, love the colors, love the message.

But I also love dogs and have WAAAY too many muddy paws at home to have any more cream shirts. But I want to congratulate Oakenspirit on a -- dare I say it? -- stellar design. Great job!

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

It's nice to see the correct verb form used.

massha10


quality posts: 68 Private Messages massha10

"A new life awaits you in the Off-World colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure. Let's go to the colonies! This announcement has been brought to you by the Shimago-Domínguez corporation, helping America into the new world. [...] Use your new friend as a personal body servant or a tireless field hand. The custom tailored genetically engineered humanoid replicant, designed especially for your needs. So come on America, let's put our team up there."

lonelypond


quality posts: 459 Private Messages lonelypond

Sweet space + classic science fiction shout out!

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

javst42


quality posts: 0 Private Messages javst42

I love this design; I would definitely buy it if it were on greeting cards, a journal, a poster, or a tote.

conanthelibrarian


quality posts: 3903 Private Messages conanthelibrarian

I was hoping this would be a winner! This design is awesome! Really like this as a shirt but would love this as a phone case or journal.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 93 Private Messages oakenspirit

!!! WOW! Thanks so much everyone, for your votes and comments- and thanks woot for printing my design!

... now I have a shirt to wear while I finish my sci-fi book! :D


imprompturob


quality posts: 0 Private Messages imprompturob

OOH!!! Theme for the next bioshock???

Robert S Scherzer

theco2


quality posts: 89 Private Messages theco2

This shirt has double meanings. It all depends on your definition of "lies."

darthbob14


quality posts: 5 Private Messages darthbob14

I love how the write-up is not only a newspaper article, it's a three-paragraph sidebar that probably shows up as an ad on the edge of a social media holosite.

"Finally, an excuse to nuke France!"

ambassadordeath7


quality posts: 10 Private Messages ambassadordeath7

I wish our future would be more truthful while in the company of the celestials. Just can't find honest futures these days.

Awesome design.

Lance19


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Lance19

I love this design; I would definitely buy it if it were on a desktop wallpaper, electric toothbrush, a 17 oz. travel mug or a men's plus-size thong.

Prey


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Prey

I would buy more of these shirts, but using a plastic pressed on picture is a poor design, if it were screened on the shirt I'd pay more... maybe a choice?
The materials you use don't breathe, it has problems with many peoples skin, and the plastic/vinyl cracks/shrinks if you don't dry it correctly.
Better quality, please.

artguyaaron


quality posts: 1 Private Messages artguyaaron

congrats oakenspirit, sharp design

Barzydlo


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Barzydlo

I agree with the sentiment 100%, but no way you cave men are going to get there with rockets. Quantum tunneling vehicles, to relocate without moving, cosmic cut-and-paste, re-addressing an object in space-time. Elementary particles do it, and there is no size restriction on an elementary particle. Emulate one, then you'll have a starship, and your Amazon orders will arrive in less time than it takes you to confirm the order and walk to the mailbox. :o)

slayerg


quality posts: 3 Private Messages slayerg

*Reads shirt* Awesome, sign me up!

*Re-reads shirt* Whoa whoa whoa, wait what? Our future lies IN the stars? Not near them? I..I..I don't think I'm ready for this... *slowly backs away*

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen
imprompturob wrote:OOH!!! Theme for the next bioshock???



That would play into the Beyond the Sea lyrics theory. Each verse predicting a game: "Somewhere beyond the sea", "If I could fly like birds on high", "It's far beyond the stars". Air-tight theory! :p

Conrats to oaken' on the new tee!

Woody


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Woody

If this came in any other color, preferably black, I'd be in for one. Cream color makes me look all washed out.

jedistardust


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jedistardust

Ooo I want this as a print so bad! I love it!

Lera


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Lera

Please make this available as a poster or journal!

goneferal


quality posts: 19 Private Messages goneferal

The write-up made me nostologic for a time that hasn't happened yet.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Congrats oakenspirit!!


bevlowen


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bevlowen

Love the shirt, but what is:
Design Placement: Ceneterd ??

BLowen

manhandsha


quality posts: 40 Private Messages manhandsha

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bevlowen wrote:Love the shirt, but what is:
Design Placement: Ceneterd ??



Yep, per the Features tab and pics, you are correct.

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anemality


quality posts: 12 Private Messages anemality

Congratulations, Oaken! This is a wonderful design that absolutely deserved to print.

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake

YAY! Congrats on another print, Travis!

djkittn wrote:... But I also love dogs and have WAAAY too many muddy paws at home to have any more cream shirts.


On the corollary, I found creme to be more concealing with my dog, but it's more a dust/dander issue with her, not mud. She doesn't even step on grass if it's wet.

manhandsha wrote:Yep, per the Features tab and pics, you are correct.



Soooo ... what is "Ceneterd"?

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake
Prey wrote:I would buy more of these shirts, but using a plastic pressed on picture is a poor design, if it were screened on the shirt I'd pay more... maybe a choice?
The materials you use don't breathe, it has problems with many peoples skin, and the plastic/vinyl cracks/shrinks if you don't dry it correctly.
Better quality, please.



Huh? Did you buy a knockoff somewhere? These shirts are screen printed.

manhandsha


quality posts: 40 Private Messages manhandsha

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Narfcake wrote:YAY! Congrats on another print, Travis!



Soooo ... what is "Ceneterd"?



Ha! I know where you're going, but I guess it depends on who you're asking.

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theco2


quality posts: 89 Private Messages theco2
Narfcake wrote:Huh? Did you buy a knockoff somewhere? These shirts are screen printed.


I'm betting they got a digital print. I have one in which the design has small tears, after the first time in the dryer and I use low heat.

caramelarrow


quality posts: 14 Private Messages caramelarrow

A triumphant return of cream (AKA creme in the derby threads, for some odd reason). Our future lies in creativity. Congrats on the print, oakenspirit!

07/11/14

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake
theco2 wrote:I'm betting they got a digital print. I have one in which the design has small tears, after the first time in the dryer and I use low heat.


I've got a couple DTG/Anvils (from the secondary market) and haven't seen such issues even on high heat(*). It might be the print was improperly cured.


* - The shirts were already excessively shrunken up; my usual care of line drying wouldn't change/improve anything.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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