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Quality Posts


theco2


quality posts: 89 Private Messages theco2

Creepy isn't the word for it.

ochopika


quality posts: 28 Private Messages ochopika

Staff

O_O

dacrete


quality posts: 153 Private Messages dacrete

Creepy is the word for it. O.O

lordbowen


quality posts: 306 Private Messages lordbowen

Wheaton's at it again!


tpt4lyfe


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tpt4lyfe

Oh God no just so much no

bhcompy


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bhcompy



The inspiration, for those unaware. Immortalized in various Fark.com photoshop threads

lonelypond


quality posts: 460 Private Messages lonelypond

Rstevens of Diesel Sweeties + baseball tees...PARTY!

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

thumperchick


quality posts: 253 Private Messages thumperchick

Why won't that sweater (and the creepy clown face adorning it) just die already?

saramwrap


quality posts: 19 Private Messages saramwrap

So I had a very similar clown sweater 3/4 sleeve raglan made on one of those shirt customization websites, and I wore it to PAX in 2011. I met Wil Wheaton there and he loved it - I told him where I got it and he was so excited about it. I guess the idea must have stuck with him!

Crazy. Totally in for one because I suspect the quality will be higher than on my one-off. Then I will also have a primary and a backup clown sweater tshirt. :D

DavidHart


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DavidHart

I've been asking for a white shirt for a while now, but I never thought that woot would stoop so low as to offer something like this... Uggg...

Woot, I get it, you're mad at me for whining about wanting white shirts for the summer.

I'm sorry, I really am. But you didn't have to take it out on the rest of the community...

Can't we be adults about this? Can you just find one decent white shirt to offer? Just one... It's not tooo much to ask... is it??

pixidustbunnie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pixidustbunnie



I just read an article about the Staten Island clown that is freaking people out. How appropriate.

bdsmonkey


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bdsmonkey

in the name of Wil Wheaton, MUST HAVE!

plus I was just at DNA Lounge last night (the club where the "inspiration" photo was taken)!

theco2


quality posts: 89 Private Messages theco2
bdsmonkey wrote:in the name of Wil Wheaton, MUST HAVE!

plus I was just at DNA Lounge last night (the club where the "inspiration" photo was taken)!



I'm glad someone likes it.

saramwrap


quality posts: 19 Private Messages saramwrap
saramwrap wrote:So I had a very similar clown sweater 3/4 sleeve raglan made on one of those shirt customization websites, and I wore it to PAX in 2011. I met Wil Wheaton there and he loved it - I told him where I got it and he was so excited about it. I guess the idea must have stuck with him!

Crazy. Totally in for one because I suspect the quality will be higher than on my one-off. Then I will also have a primary and a backup clown sweater tshirt. :D



If it's not clear, I'm saying this shirt is basically my fault. So if a clown sweater shirt offends or terrifies you, blame me. I can take it. I'm already wearing one.

theco2


quality posts: 89 Private Messages theco2

I'm really disappointed in the new Woot shirts, lately. Other than the derby shirts (and a couple others), the selection has been horrid.

redcore


quality posts: 4 Private Messages redcore
pixidustbunnie wrote:I just read an article about the Staten Island clown that is freaking people out. How appropriate.



Had to look it up and I was not disappointed.

bdsmonkey


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bdsmonkey

the story that explains the inspiration, from Wil Wheaton's blog:

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2005/12/if_you_want_to_.html

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Not nearly as scary when your ta-tas have eyes...

or is it?

obasan


quality posts: 1 Private Messages obasan

Coulrophobia = fear of clowns

Very much so!

Double0doug


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Double0doug

Woot really needs to consider adding a "knit sweater" option for these things.

wkmtca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wkmtca

the write up is like the beginning of a stephen king book..

oakenspirit


quality posts: 93 Private Messages oakenspirit

Oh... oh dear....

If I wear this, will I become a spider?

/double shudder....


FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

Does it float?

mauispiderweb


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mauispiderweb

Hey! My eyes are UP HERE! Oh, wait.

Mavyn


quality posts: 23 Private Messages Mavyn
FAWSTAR wrote:Does it float?



We all float down here.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

dlaird1966


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dlaird1966

Rando would wear this. Classic Rando.

Randod


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Randod
dlaird1966 wrote:Rando would wear this. Classic Rando.


No,
No I would not. Even the description of this shirt is creepy.

Dang.

Kudos to those choosing to wear this, I don't think I would be able to look at myself in the mirror, and I know my wife would run from me!

cluelesswaif


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cluelesswaif

Anyone know of a size chart for the women's baseball tee?

therichfather


quality posts: 1 Private Messages therichfather

The shirt reminds me of Pennywise from Stephen King's It.

MISRy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MISRy

Wheeeeeeatooooonn!

Sorry. I hear that in my head every time I see Wil's name. I assume he hears it at least elevendy-teen times at every convention.

agingdragqueen


quality posts: 135 Private Messages agingdragqueen

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cluelesswaif wrote:Anyone know of a size chart for the women's baseball tee?



The baseball tee/raglan tee only comes in unisex sizes. Here's the ugly sizing copy-paste from the features:

Small Medium Large XL 2XL
Width: 17.5" 19.5" 21.5" 23.5" 25.5"
Length: 28" 30" 31" 32" 33"

sarag693


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sarag693

I immediately thought of this creature that used to live in my basement as a child.



Hopefully no one will mistake you for an inflatable punching bag if you wear this. You might not bounce back as much ^_^

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Nice Halftones!

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Now I need bleach for my eyes. Scariest Woot shirt ever.

theco2


quality posts: 89 Private Messages theco2
sarag693 wrote:I immediately thought of this creature that used to live in my basement as a child.



Hopefully no one will mistake you for an inflatable punching bag if you wear this. You might not bounce back as much ^_^

I might just treat someone like a punching bag, if I see them wearing this shirt.

aggiechick


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aggiechick

This may be a good Halloween shirt. It is certainly creepy enough!

I have a relative that is so terrified of clowns that if we go to a haunted house/theme park, we have to make sure there are no clowns.

olcubmaster


quality posts: 31 Private Messages olcubmaster

Perfect for a Saturday evening of popcorn, dimmed lights and a DVD of Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

osu68


quality posts: 0 Private Messages osu68
theco2 wrote:Creepy isn't the word for it.



Perhaps putting a popular adverb in front of it would help.

Sir Charles Chilkoot

greenfelderkl


quality posts: 5 Private Messages greenfelderkl
olcubmaster wrote:Perfect for a Saturday evening of popcorn, dimmed lights and a DVD of Killer Klowns from Outer Space



*love me some KKFOS. I had a dishwasher in college (because I was fancy) that made a clunking noise just like the lead-up jingle to the clowns, er, klowns arriving.

Good stuff right there.