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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 416 Private Messages lonelypond

I've spent much of the night in a cookie mood, now I have someone to blame ; )

Vote:

Enedlhach


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Enedlhach

He better have a portal in his stomach too.

lordbowen


quality posts: 228 Private Messages lordbowen

This shirt is a dream come true - for everyone, not just CM.

krisren28


quality posts: 0 Private Messages krisren28

Awesome!!!

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 88 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Does he ever get to taste them, or do they just cycle through perpetually?

I don't know.

shortman


quality posts: 44 Private Messages shortman

I could never wear this because I would be finding myself stopping at the market for some chips ahoy or something every time I wore it.

Lowerone


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Lowerone

Uh, wait a minute...
If the blue portal is his mouth, then the yellowish circle is his... OM MY GOODNESS. Eep! ick!

theco2


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theco2
Lowerone wrote:Uh, wait a minute...
If the blue portal is his mouth, then the yellowish circle is his... OM MY GOODNESS. Eep! ick!



omarfeliciano


quality posts: 34 Private Messages omarfeliciano

Epic!

theimmc


quality posts: 10 Private Messages theimmc

With that mouth, he looks more like the blue Yip Yip than Cookie Monster.

walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Chris!

OutbackJon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages OutbackJon
Lowerone wrote:Uh, wait a minute...
If the blue portal is his mouth, then the yellowish circle is his... OM MY GOODNESS. Eep! ick!


I feel so much better knowing I wasn't the only one to think this!

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 35 Private Messages sellbuyer92

The cookie is a lie!


Nemesis: Stryper2000 He stole my Big Ole Carrot

nmchapma


quality posts: 23 Private Messages nmchapma

I'm confused on how the cookies are infinite. I'm well aware of the references but that's just not the way the portals work. That makes me a sad panda.

circusninja


quality posts: 8 Private Messages circusninja

Logic has been broken.... one thing remains. COOKIES!!!

firehazard


quality posts: 0 Private Messages firehazard

The top portal really should be red or turquoise to imply that his co-op buddy is pumping in some cookies for him, not that he's in a never-ending loop of cookie teasing hell.

johnt007871


quality posts: 8 Private Messages johnt007871

It's like a cookie centipede!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I can hear him screaming it now:

"POOPIES! OM NOM NOM NOM!"

Toridas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Toridas

I love the personality spheres as the eyes

nmchapma


quality posts: 23 Private Messages nmchapma

So coming back to look at this I'm seeing it differently and have a new appreciation for it. The cookie monster is not using th portal to get cookies and never actually consumes them. They just keep falling through the portals. Its the same three cookies over and over again. Now its kinda sad.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 75 Private Messages oakenspirit

I do like the idea of a cookie monster on my belly!

;)

gingertalls


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gingertalls

Best shirt ever!

mrbarister


quality posts: 29 Private Messages mrbarister
sellbuyer92 wrote:The cookie is a lie!



The cookie is a liederkranz!

nmb3000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nmb3000

It's nearly always disappointing when someone uses a pop culture reference without understanding it.

ksridhar89


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ksridhar89

Am i the only one to think the cookies look like cookie clicker cookies... the sweetest kind

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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