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Fat Owlbert

Speed to First Woot:
3m 13.113s
First Sucker:
djtrex
Last Wooter to Woot:
lachicacomica
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 30% of Shirt Woots
Top 33% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
332

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

5%
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4%
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4%
4%
8%
9%
7%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
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Quality Posts


Thirdbase9


quality posts: 98 Private Messages Thirdbase9

I wonder if Bill Cowsby is in for one?

I don't know.

lordbowen


quality posts: 289 Private Messages lordbowen

Owlbert needs be careful he's not mistaken for a turkey.

dacrete


quality posts: 146 Private Messages dacrete

Hope the branch doesn't break!

testudoaubreii


quality posts: 13 Private Messages testudoaubreii



The puns, they slay me.

lonelypond


quality posts: 450 Private Messages lonelypond

Hey, hey, hey...this is a hoot (and a half) ; )



safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

You missed my fav show, reruns of Everybody loyes Rayven.

tsfisch


quality posts: 42 Private Messages tsfisch

Retro shirt with a really bad pun? JUST TAKE MY MONEY WOOT!

(I'm in for one, obviously)

feloniousacronis


quality posts: 7 Private Messages feloniousacronis

He's not fat, he's just big-feathered.

davedoy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages davedoy

At first glance I thought the owl was saying Hooodor.

Maybe that could be a shirt too.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 92 Private Messages oakenspirit

Where's Thrushmouth? ;)


skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Strange. This design is so ridiculous that it made a full circle back into awesome territory.

radi0j0hn


quality posts: 98 Private Messages radi0j0hn

Sorry to be a wet blanket, but I am hesitant to buy ANY further sized items from Woot because my last order (for two robes) came with one the WRONG size and Woot has yet to respond to my email for customer assistance. I will keep posting this warning on apparel and shoes until somebody at Woot notices.

acpress.com Not cute, but useful.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 223 Private Messages Spiritgreen

The pre-worn distressing looks tight with this retro style.

ScottFromWyoming


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ScottFromWyoming

The inflection is wrong. Should be Hoo Hoo Hoo-ooo.

sfisk4


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sfisk4

Why does "The Feather Channel" sound dirty to me?

moles1138


quality posts: 24 Private Messages moles1138

DirecTV no longer carries the Feather Channel.

The Googler


quality posts: 0 Private Messages The Googler

Why is the largest size for a Fat Owlbert shirt only 3XL? This is 'Merica!

bobichka


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bobichka

Fat Owlbird you mean?

kimmacomber


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kimmacomber

Just wow... Fat shaming is alive and well in the w00t community...

spitz006


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spitz006

Woot used to have good shirts.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 2m 57.993s
First Sucker: djtrex
Last Wooter to Woot: mamakat5
Last Purchase: 2 minutes ago

First day sales 289
First day posts 20

tsfisch


quality posts: 42 Private Messages tsfisch
kimmacomber wrote:Just wow... Fat shaming is alive and well in the w00t community...



Uhm, do you actually GET the reference?