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Poll: You're in public and you laugh so hard that you fart a little. What do you do?
  • 40.9% - Pretend nothing happened. 373
  • 3.5% - Stop laughing and apologize to those around you. 32
  • 55.6% - Laugh harder. 507
912 votes

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shortman


quality posts: 44 Private Messages shortman

Cough, snort, speak loudly, nothing happened...

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 16 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Blame someone else.

manhandsha


quality posts: 34 Private Messages manhandsha

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PocketBrain


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Laugh even harder, and fart even louder, if I can.

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138

"Because farts ARE hysterically funny" - Dennis Miller

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138

Less one prostate and I'm more likely to wet myself. THAT I will try to cover up.

MISRy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MISRy
PocketBrain wrote:Laugh even harder, and fart even louder, if I can.



+1 [RIIIIIIIPP]

AU04NationalChamps


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I have a bad habit of blowing snot out of my nose when I laugh real hard. I don't wipe it off I just leave it on my face. Man, it really grosses people out. I laugh and I laugh.

grogg0420


quality posts: 0 Private Messages grogg0420

Own it with pride!

dnlkolender


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dnlkolender
PocketBrain wrote:Laugh even harder, and fart even louder, if I can.



Right on