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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 426 Private Messages lonelypond

Thanks for making sure not to forget shorts ; )

shortman


quality posts: 47 Private Messages shortman

I have never watched Arrested Development, so this design does nothing for me. meh

lordbowen


quality posts: 252 Private Messages lordbowen

Multiple levels of amusement. Thanks, Gabe Pyle.

HurleyFerk


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HurleyFerk

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 93 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Blue Man Group?

I don't know.

barkwoot


quality posts: 132 Private Messages barkwoot

Is it true these shirts are all right? I hope they have left sleeves...

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss
shortman wrote:I have never watched Arrested Development, so this design does nothing for me. meh



If you wouldnt have said that, I never would have guessed. Now knowing this, the shirt still makes no sense to me.

Kev50027


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Kev50027

Is this long enough to cover my more sensitive areas? You see... I'm a never nude.

Lowerone


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Lowerone

loaba


quality posts: 31 Private Messages loaba

The package has been delivered. What is seen, cannot be unseen. Eye-bleach, STAT!

shortman


quality posts: 47 Private Messages shortman
aoviss wrote:If you wouldnt have said that, I never would have guessed. Now knowing this, the shirt still makes no sense to me.



I learned more than I wanted to know when I saw another design that I didn't get and did a bit of googlefu to learn. See this post for a quicky.

quantamm


quality posts: 85 Private Messages quantamm
shortman wrote:I have never watched Arrested Development, so this design does nothing for me. meh



That's your problem then because that show was absolutely brilliant. And luckily, the jokes are actually funnier when you binge watch, so I'd suggest you spend a quality weekend with Netflix.

acraigl


quality posts: 43 Private Messages acraigl

Nevernudian Man

sonofafish


quality posts: 11 Private Messages sonofafish

Mr. F!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Impressive attention to detail that the paint clearly doesn't continue under the never nude cutoffs. Impressive and disturbing. ;)

Mostafa84


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mostafa84

There are DOZENS of us!

DOZENS!!!!!!!

brockmjd


quality posts: 2 Private Messages brockmjd
shortman wrote:I have never watched Arrested Development, so this design does nothing for me. meh



You're one step closer than me. I had to come to the comments to figure out Why The Frown? this shirt was about. ("Hipsters in jorts?")

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Not bad for a two color print!

Now who wants a "banger in the mouth"? Oops, I mean a "sausage in the mouth".

milner125


quality posts: 0 Private Messages milner125

I thought he just liked cut-offs...

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

Hempseed


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Hempseed

I love this but there's no way I would be seen wearing it.

hierophanta


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hierophanta
skatimmy737 wrote:Not bad for a two color print!

Now who wants a "banger in the mouth"? Oops, I mean a "sausage in the mouth".



banger? i just met her!

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 86 Private Messages sellbuyer92

Even if this tee doesn't quite work out, there's always money in the banana stand!


Proudly tracking via WootStalker.com Nemesis: Stryper2000 He stole my Big Ole Carrot

GyleDesigns


quality posts: 5 Private Messages GyleDesigns
acraigl wrote:Nevernudian Man



Oh man, what a great title. Wish I had thought of it!

And here's a better version for your eyes. The colors have been enhanced to fit this screen.


Turxey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Turxey

...and I thought it was the "Growing Old Is Not For Sissies" guy


Man, I forgot all about AD. Haven't seen since it was on TV. You guys need to get out more.

margomcole


quality posts: 0 Private Messages margomcole

there are dozens of us

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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TJMaximus


quality posts: 4 Private Messages TJMaximus
HurleyFerk wrote:I'm afraid I just blue myself.


Came to post something like this, leaving satisfied.

emag


quality posts: 2 Private Messages emag
quantamm wrote:That's your problem then because that show was absolutely brilliant. And luckily, the jokes are actually funnier when you binge watch, so I'd suggest you spend a quality weekend with Netflix.



That's exactly how I/we (w/ my wife) saw it all! After Netflix picked it up. She was away on a business trip, I didn't want to watch our normal shows, so I started watching AD. I loved it so much, when she returned, I started it over from the beginning. The only thing we didn't like was how different Portia di Rossi looked in the Netflix season, as everyone else pretty much looked the same.

emag


quality posts: 2 Private Messages emag
Hempseed wrote:I love this but there's no way I would be seen wearing it.



I've worn the Dr. Blue shirt in public. I'd wear this in public. I tend to wear blue when I play Ingress for some reason.