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Seal Of Reproval

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Quality Posts


collinvh


quality posts: 63 Private Messages collinvh

wow, in the write up: "ATTENTION: if you'd like the uncensored, NSFW version of this shirt, you can buy it here!" HERE actually brings you some place even cooler! I expected a bad joke. Way to go, I like the alternative.

Lamar2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Lamar2

I totally would have bought it with just the graphic... The a$#hole part really messed it up for me...

lonelypond


quality posts: 434 Private Messages lonelypond

ha! Title pun earned chuckle, cute seal.

jrs1980


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jrs1980

My eyes were drawn to the NSFW graphic first and I clicked on that without even looking at the shirt. Worried about what that says about me...

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

lordbowen


quality posts: 266 Private Messages lordbowen

Seals are so subjective.

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

The title makes me laugh, the fact that woot is happily announcing that they are offering an uncensored version just fills me with all sorts of sadness.

Are these more of the "new" and "wonderful" changes that we are getting at woot? Not that I am a prude, but woot set itself apart (in the past) with the fact that in the past they wouldn't have run shirts with foul language or religiously insensitive material.

Now they've done both within the course of a month. Can I have my old shirt.woot back please?

thumperchick


quality posts: 244 Private Messages thumperchick



thumperchick


quality posts: 244 Private Messages thumperchick
bluejester wrote:The title makes me laugh, the fact that woot is happily announcing that they are offering an uncensored version just fills me with all sorts of sadness.



You mean like this shirt?

Or maybe the insinuation here?

I get what you're saying overall - but it's not on the main page and it's the word ass.

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester
thumperchick wrote:You mean like this shirt?

Or maybe the insinuation here?

I get what you're saying overall - but it's not on the main page and it's the word ass.



I own the Walmazan shirt previously known as (That's for adults, not children.) Stars changed to "Special" Delivery. As I said, not a total prude here. (Although I do only wear the shirt as a night shirt and never out, so I draw the line somewhere). Plus, I'm a sucker for Walmazan shirts.

As far as Kristy's shirt goes, I truthfully forgot about that one, and I guess even now I just chalk it up to a silly side-contest done by woot staff, not something that was a daily, or on the main page either. I guess the "tee-hee, see what we printed" nature gets me a bit too.

MeleniePearson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MeleniePearson

My daughter came up with a witty alternative. "Now if they had said 'blowholes,' that would have been cute." Gotta love her: witty and no profanity!

Woody1


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Woody1
MeleniePearson wrote:My daughter came up with a witty alternative. "Now if they had said 'blowholes,' that would have been cute." Gotta love her: witty and no profanity!



I thought the same thing when I saw this. Obviously woot is looking to create some discussion today to draw attention to this flailing site.

Wear this shirt around kids and you not only promote hatred but you'll be the a-hole.

Woot execs should think about pulling this one. Just not cool and I'm very far from being PC, but have enough sense when not to tattoo it across my forehead, chest or my but t

800+ woots! - Talk to the Square or don't

jmbunkin


quality posts: 28 Private Messages jmbunkin

Hey a cartoon Tee on Woot,when does that ever happen ?

wkmtca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wkmtca

when did this become the 1950's again? oh wait.. some people have been trying to go back to that era for a few years.. no thanks. i would not buy the uncensored version but the first one. yeah, i might. but i agree..blowholes would have been so much better..

sonofafish


quality posts: 11 Private Messages sonofafish

Oh my gravy, such language! Orcas may be watermelons as this shirt suggests, but it's poopieful to say it so openly.

Ah, on second thought, to the hot bad place with it, I agree, those forking cetaceans are real watermelons! (I feel so naughty)

brianginther


quality posts: 9 Private Messages brianginther

If you compare the NSFW shirt with the original, the sizes look different. The seal on the NSFW version looks a lot smaller. Is there an acual difference, or will the seals be printed the same size?

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Orcas are real iceholes?
I'm too scared to see the check the NSFW version so I just guessed.
Checked out David's blog though. The witty posts and insight into his process are great.

xstevejx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages xstevejx

Many orcas only eat fish and are of no harm to seals. It's a-holish of seals to make such rash generalizations.

jonpett


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jonpett

Finally, something that woke Wyoming Wooters; but shouldn't that be "@$$holes"?

FlamingoNut


quality posts: 12 Private Messages FlamingoNut

It's a shame that this isn't offered on a tote. As much as I love the uncensored version of this design, I would never wear the t-shirt. A tote I would've used daily...

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck

Fun fact of the day:

Orcas are, in fact, not whales, even though they have the nick name "killer whale". They're actually dolphins!

Click here for more info!

djalliduck


quality posts: 23 Private Messages djalliduck
xstevejx wrote:Many orcas only eat fish and are of no harm to seals. It's a-holish of seals to make such rash generalizations.



This looks pretty @$#hole-ish to me!

agingdragqueen


quality posts: 129 Private Messages agingdragqueen

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bluejester wrote:As far as Kristy's shirt goes, I truthfully forgot about that one, and I guess even now I just chalk it up to a silly side-contest done by woot staff, not something that was a daily, or on the main page either. I guess the "tee-hee, see what we printed" nature gets me a bit too.



We had a long discussion about whether or not to put the full out word on the front page, part of the reason why they didn't want to is because then I would also require equal time on the front page of shirt.woot.

We really just liked this design. It was cute and not so edgy we thought there would be an outcry, but I suppose edgy enough we wanted to at least give people an option. This isn't going to be some dramatic change. It's a just a dumb word and a grumpy animal which is of course everything I've ever wanted in a shirt.


agingdragqueen


quality posts: 129 Private Messages agingdragqueen

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brianginther wrote:If you compare the NSFW shirt with the original, the sizes look different. The seal on the NSFW version looks a lot smaller. Is there an acual difference, or will the seals be printed the same size?



Yeesh, design size on both of them lists the same specs, but that is clearly a different size preview. I'll prod them to make sure they at least know, hopefully also to fix! (But yes, prints from either sale will look the same)


PaulBunyanOWeed


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PaulBunyanOWeed

Why isn't this offered as a tank top?

What time of year is it? Summer
Whats on the shirt? Sea Creature that hangs out on beaches




thumperchick


quality posts: 244 Private Messages thumperchick
djalliduck wrote: This looks pretty @$#hole-ish to me!



That's what I pictured when I saw this shirt. Any predator looks like an a$$hole to its prey.

I'd wear the blowholes out of this shirt... if it were on AA. What? Yeah, that is my record, it's broken.

gizzmogirl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gizzmogirl

Perfect shirt for them sea-park visits.

sucker4crap


quality posts: 20 Private Messages sucker4crap
djalliduck wrote:Fun fact of the day:

Orcas are, in fact, not whales, even though they have the nick name "killer whale". They're actually dolphins!

Click here for more info!



Whale?
Oil*
Beef;
Hooked!

miked5000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages miked5000

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agingdragqueen wrote:Yeesh, design size on both of them lists the same specs, but that is clearly a different size preview. I'll prod them to make sure they at least know, hopefully also to fix! (But yes, prints from either sale will look the same)



Those pesky orcas must have sabotaged the graphics!
They are the same size on both versions of the shirt.
Sorry for the confusion, the graphics should be fixed and accurate now.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Oh jeez, the prudes just keep getting prudier! ASS! Really guys? That's too much for you?

Bluejester you are superprude and have always been, just embrace it and be proud of who you are, man.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

tomrefried


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tomrefried

I live in the san Juan Islands, If I ever wore this 99% of the people around here would hate me.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 97 Private Messages Thirdbase9
bluetuba wrote:Oh jeez, the prudes just keep getting prudier! ASS! Really guys? That's too much for you?

Bluejester you are superprude and have always been, just embrace it and be proud of who you are, man.



I'm not a prude, but then again I'm not going to run around with (where the poop comes from) or a PC version on my chest. I would have gone with the blowhole thing though.

I don't know.

LPyne


quality posts: 4 Private Messages LPyne

Love it- delightful as always, David! This needs be offered as a bundle with "The Blue Planet" DVDs.

norman607


quality posts: 0 Private Messages norman607

It is True that the Orca is an A-Hole. I have heard that they will use the handicapped stall in a public restroom and intentionally urinate on the seat.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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