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Quality Posts


thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

First Bowser, now Donkey Kong? Princess Peach totally has a monster fetish.

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

lordbowen


quality posts: 239 Private Messages lordbowen

Most excellent use of red!

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 21 Private Messages tazfreeatlast
thumperchick wrote:First Bowser, now Donkey Kong? Princess Peach totally has a monster fetish.

I thought that was Pauline?

walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

This is awesome!

dukefett


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dukefett

No Mario flying a biplane?

nanovox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nanovox

This explains why Donkey Kong moved to the jungle a while back. Clearly, ever since Bowser stepped on the scene, those Koopas have been nothing but trouble. At least it settled the feud between Kong and Mario.

polezrael


quality posts: 1 Private Messages polezrael
tazfreeatlast wrote:I thought that was Pauline?



It totally should be Pauline. Peach was never in the same games as DK, excluding sports and party games.

And if we consider the games in a canonical sense, the Donkey Kong in the Jumpman games isn't even the DK we now consider DK, it was Cranky Kong.

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
polezrael wrote:It totally should be Pauline. Peach was never in the same games as DK, excluding sports and party games.

And if we consider the games in a canonical sense, the Donkey Kong in the Jumpman games isn't even the DK we now consider DK, it was Cranky Kong.



and so on and so on and scooby doobie doobie...

polezrael


quality posts: 1 Private Messages polezrael
blue_94_trooper wrote:and so on and so on and scooby doobie doobie...



That was a little unwarranted. I wasn't complaining about the shirt, only commiserating with someone regarding a game fact. The shirt is well done, I just thought I'd chime in, in case other people had the same thought.

Edit: Here's the response you're probably looking for:

I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone

Mancho


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Mancho

That tower is a bit too phallic for my ... er... tastes....

oakenspirit


quality posts: 79 Private Messages oakenspirit

The blue shells indicate DK is in first place. At what? That is the question!


blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
polezrael wrote:TEdit: Here's the response you're probably looking for:

I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone


I was going for more of the, "blah blah blah" or "yada yada yada" sort of thing.

If you were or were not complaining it was lost in the minutia.

Trying to gently razz... you know like:

polezrael wrote:I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone

greenleaf44


quality posts: 8 Private Messages greenleaf44
Mancho wrote:That tower is a bit too phallic for my ... er... tastes....



Glad I wasn't the only one seeing it...

RayKremer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RayKremer

"Donkey" was thought by the game's creators to be a word that implies stubbornness and belligerence. What can you say, they're Japanese. It's still a cool name.

qbincrkr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages qbincrkr

By any chance did they switch back to using AA shirts vs Anvil? I used to buy a shirt a week basically until they switched and the interwebs seem to indicate that AA is back in play! If so, then so am I!

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
qbincrkr wrote:By any chance did they switch back to using AA shirts vs Anvil? I used to buy a shirt a week basically until they switched and the interwebs seem to indicate that AA is back in play! If so, then so am I!


Yes!




(the above was not intended to be a factual statement)

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
RayKremer wrote:"Donkey" was thought by the game's creators to be a word that implies stubbornness and belligerence. What can you say, they're Japanese. It's still a cool name.



It certainly sounds better than Mule Kong which may have been what they were after.

awhuy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages awhuy

It doesn't have to be pauline since this could be more referential on characters of the MK spinoff franchise. Alternatively, with using characters Peach, DK, and a blue shell (all from distinct franchises) and putting them in a KK scene that no character would normally would be seen it, you have a good make for the parody angle, stronger with 3-4 intersecting marks mished-mashed together.

thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick
qbincrkr wrote:By any chance did they switch back to using AA shirts vs Anvil? I used to buy a shirt a week basically until they switched and the interwebs seem to indicate that AA is back in play! If so, then so am I!



Check out the shirts this Friday-Sunday. They will be printed on AA!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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