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Bach Ness Monster

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts


dacrete


quality posts: 154 Private Messages dacrete

I think the piano is a bit water logged.

mikecris


quality posts: 15 Private Messages mikecris

What does the text say? Too small for me to read.

barkwoot


quality posts: 188 Private Messages barkwoot
mikecris wrote:What does the text say? Too small for me to read.



Looks like: "Fig 1. Bach Ness Monster" to me.


dacrete


quality posts: 154 Private Messages dacrete
mikecris wrote:What does the text say? Too small for me to read.

Looks like...
Fig. 1. Bach Ness Monster

lordbowen


quality posts: 308 Private Messages lordbowen

The way the wig is perched on its head is so perfect.


lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

Irresistible. And +1820 or so for Shupacabra ; )

Edit: Yes, that should be Shubacabra...internal I remember exact spelling from the writeup check slows after midnight

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maestrolm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages maestrolm

I'm the conductor of a symphony orchestra - and my musicians probably see me as a person who dresses a bit conservatively, even for rehearsals. When I show up in this shirt, I'm sure it will blow minds...even if it's NOT during a Sauro"Pops" Concert...

idontkn1


quality posts: 4 Private Messages idontkn1

Maybe there is more to Nessie than we ever thought considering that she must have some super articulating flippers to allow for play cords.

heptadragon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages heptadragon

This shirt is great! Nessie must be channeling very late Bach though, if that's actually a piano rather than a harpsichord or pianoforte...

==The Heptadragon==

jessferatu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jessferatu

This truly made me lol. Love it!

ryancalderoni


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ryancalderoni

And so I said "How much to play at my wedding?" and he replied "I need about treefiddy."

It was about that time I noticed this musician was about 500 feet tall and from the Baroque paleolithic era.

dliidlii


quality posts: 34 Private Messages dliidlii

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oakenspirit


quality posts: 93 Private Messages oakenspirit

YUP- buying this for my music teacher wife... :D Awesome one, man!


bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Goofy puns and nice art. Now that's a bit of old school woot action right there.

If only it were on AA....

Starvin48


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Starvin48
ryancalderoni wrote:And so I said "How much to play at my wedding?" and he replied "I need about treefiddy."

It was about that time I noticed this musician was about 500 feet tall and from the Baroque paleolithic era.




I gave him a dollar!

If at first you don't succeed, don't skydive.

smykes


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smykes

The Bach Ness Monster would be playing a harpsichord, not a piano-forte.

xjames311x


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xjames311x

I'll buy one when it costs Tree Fiddy

dpwellman


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dpwellman
smykes wrote:The Bach Ness Monster would be playing a harpsichord, not a piano-forte.


Exactly. Which, is why I sadly cannot buy this for my dad.

What's the point of a signature? Everyone can see who wrote this, over there, to the left.

cdrewlow


quality posts: 10 Private Messages cdrewlow

This is awesome!

edboxer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages edboxer

This would be cool if it wasn't historically inaccurate - Bach played Harpsichord and Organ. Piano wasn't invented yet.

kgsgolf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kgsgolf

Even more incontrovertible evidence that man and dinosaur walked the earth at the same time! Fiddly-sticks to that silly "science" malarkey.

nimrond


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nimrond

So that monster is rather living in a brook than a lake, eh?

Hoot247


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Hoot247

OK. I'M PISSED...

Got the "BACH NESS MONSTER" T-Shirt...Love it! I've worn it ONCE and washed it ONCe. Tonight, when I went to put it on, I HAD A HOLE IN THE SHIRT NECKBAND.

OK, what type of tattle tale-bag quality is this...especially when you charge between $9.00-$24.00 for your shirts???? China...right????

Woot...Done w/ you cheap flunkers. Quality is the name if the game and you guys have totally lost. I WILL NOT BE BUYING OR RECOMMENDING ANYONE ELSE BUY FROM YOU IN THE FUTURE. Later - Jim Nester

manhandsha


quality posts: 41 Private Messages manhandsha

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Hoot247 wrote:OK. I'M PISSED...

Got the "BACH NESS MONSTER" T-Shirt...Love it! I've worn it ONCE and washed it ONCe. Tonight, when I went to put it on, I HAD A HOLE IN THE SHIRT NECKBAND.

OK, what type of tattle tale-bag quality is this...especially when you charge between $9.00-$24.00 for your shirts???? China...right????

Woot...Done w/ you cheap flunkers. Quality is the name if the game and you guys have totally lost. I WILL NOT BE BUYING OR RECOMMENDING ANYONE ELSE BUY FROM YOU IN THE FUTURE. Later - Jim Nester



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