There's boring and then there's BOOOORRRING!!!
Onions, pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Canadian Bacon, MUSHROOMS, Olives, pork topping, beef topping, EXXXTRA cheese, EXTRA sauce. I'm even cool with the little fish (yes, I know they're called anchovies)
embrace flavor, embrace life.
Oh yes, lots of Crushed red pepper and you can even put on the parmesan.