It’s a spooky hallow’s eve in 2009
This big pumpkin—yeah, I’m just sittin’ here
With candy—and it’s all mine
Milky Ways, Milky Ways
Pop Rocks and Twix
Milk Duds and Zagnuts
And hey, Pixy Stix
There’s some kind of creme-filled Moon Pie things in here
Boy, what a haul this yeeeear
Candy, candy, candy, man, I want some more
All I want to eat is sweets
I’m a candyvore
Candy, candy, candy, I’m gon’ eat some more
I’m, like, crazy
For candy, baby
Yeah, and I’ve got half a bag almost left
I wanna pig out, and—and I’m going to
I had two Ho-Hos
Some Buckeyes and Nerds
My sugar-high heart beats
Like a hummingbird’s
Just down the street’s a house I’ve not hit yet
Maybe they’ve got Chicleeets
Chiclets
Candy, candy, Red Hots, Twizzlers, Mason Crows
How my body craves that fructose and glucose
Candy corn and Kit Kats, I want more of those
I’m, like, crazy
For candy, baby
Candy, baby
Candy, candy, candy now my mother says
I might OD if I eat another Pez
CANDY CANDY CANDY
I LIKE CANDYYYYYY
I LIKE CANDYYYYYY
I LIKE CANDYYYYYY
CANDY, CANDY
Wear this shirt: under your costume to help keep warm.
Don’t wear this shirt: smeared with melted Rolos. Maybe you think it doesn’t show on the brown, but dude, it does.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m pure evil. I eat human skulls.”
We call this color: Brown Sugar, How Come You Taste So Good
To guarantee you have this for Halloween, you'll want to overnight. Otherwise, you roll the dice with SmartPost
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 12.5” x 11.29”
WXL - K4: 9” x 8.13”
Pantone Colors: 428C – 5497C – 7404C – 153C – 724C – Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
