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CSI: Crime Scene Integers

CSI: Crime Scene Integers

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Condition:
DOA
Product:
1 Asphalt Woot Tee (permalink)
Size:
WS, WM, WL, WXL, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X,
K4, K6, K8, K10, K12
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I Want One! day of reckoning #130: 2/8/2010 But you can find all of our available shirts in the Reckoning.

Today's Woot Creator

fftkrazee

fftkrazee was raised by squids in an updated take on that classic Kipling tale. Unfortunately, Disney executives ended up buying his story just so they could shelve it and do a kid-friendly version with Robin Williams voicing the squid.

Hometown:
Northridge, CA
Links:
fftkrazee’s blog
SquidProQuo

Jeez, we got a blood bath here.

Looks like the Alphabet Boys’ work.

Criminy, somebody get that rookie outta here before he pukes all over my crime scene! I tell ya Five, I been workin’ these streets what seems like my whole damn life and they still find ways to shock me. Look at this: I knew this kid. Eight was his name. I lived on the same floor as his mom when he was just a fraction. His pop was never around; kid fell in with a bad element, and now some patrolman has to knock on his poor mother’s door and tell her that her gangbangin’ son is dead.

Looks like these boys got a little too brave, hustlin’ protection money on the Alphabet Boys’ turf. Look at this: two to the back of the head, execution style. But then the knives came out after. This was messy, but it was messy on purpose. This is sending a message. Poor sons o’…

Five, get the Chief on the phone. Because he’s about to have a gang war on his hands, that’s why. We’ve got to get to Los Numeros and try to convince them to keep the peace. They’re going to want retaliation. We can’t have blood in the streets again.

And for god’s sake somebody get a sheet over these integers.

Wear this shirt: to The Count’s house. He’s going to have a blast with it.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the day before you retire from the force. That’s the day you’re most likely to get shot and ruin this shirt (and you) with a bullet hole.

This shirt tells the world: “No, son. Let’s walk down and count ‘em all.”

We call this color: Asphalt with a Deadly Weapon

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 10.4”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 7.8”

Pantone Colors: White – 584C – 198C – 2727C – 2728C – Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.420s
First Sucker:
mungus01
Sellout Time:
Monday, February 08, 2010, 10:50:42 PM Central Time
Item quantity:
1262

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 194%
  • 5% bought 25%
  • 1% bought 31%

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