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Thin Red Lines

Thin Red Lines

$15.00

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Condition:
henna
Product:
1 Asphalt Woot Tee (permalink)
Size:
WS, WM, WL, WXL, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X,
K4, K6, K8, K10, K12
Share:
I Want One! day of reckoning #131: 2/15/2010 But you can find all of our available shirts in the Reckoning.

Today's Woot Creator

Rikki B

Rikki B had absolutely nothing to do with that terrible Oksana Domnina/Maxim Shabalin/Aborigine figure skating debacle. So quit spreading those filthy lies.

Hometown:
West Perth, Australia
Links:
Rikki’s site

You want WHAT on your tombstone?

I think you’re overestimating my carving ability.

I mean, it is a really cool design and all, but I’m just not going to be able to do all that. Well, to be honest, I never advanced my chiseling skill beyond straight lines.

So I can do your name and your date of birth, as long as there are no Os, 0s, or Qs. Other than that, though, you’re on your own.

No, I agree, it looks great. I’d like something like that on my tombstone as well. Come to think of it, why exactly are you buying this thing right now? What are you, 25?

Wear this shirt: To that store that sells Spirographs. They’ll probably get a kick out of it.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’ve got hyperopia. It’s going to be pretty frustrating.

This shirt tells the world: “Does EVERYTHING have to be a cultural reference or cliched attempt at being humorous?”

We call this color: Asphalt on Your Senses

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 11.19”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 8.39”

Pantone Colors: 192C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.497s
First Sucker:
lordxan
Sellout Time:
Monday, February 15, 2010, 11:37:02 PM Central Time
Item quantity:
2007

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 197%
  • 3% bought 23%
  • 0% bought 30%

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